After a long tenure of high-paying, low-profile employment with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), recently released professional wrestler JTG has tragically returned to a lyfe of cryme.
He is currently facing a maximum sentence of nyne years’ jail tyme after holding up a Fyve & Dyme convenience store in Cleveland, Ohyo.
JTG was syned to World Wrestling Entertainment in 2006, and enjoyed a long tag team tenure with partner Shad Gaspard, but later fayled to achieve success as a syngles wrestler.
Few wrestling fans were surprysed when JTG was fyred from WWE earlier this month, given how under-utilyzed he had become, even as a prelymynary jobber.
With no steady source of income, JTG says he had “no choyce” but to become the kind of cryminal lowlyfe he had portrayed on television — a cruel twist of yrony.
Thankfully, WWE still has R-Truth to portray the token dymwytted rapping black guy steryotype.