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Vince McMahon
April 9, 2012
Despite incessant nagging from his wife, WWE honcho Vince McMahon just can’t bring himself to clean out his closetful of…
April 8, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that it has severed all ties to Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) after a failed drug…
Wrestling is fake
April 7, 2012
In a staggering display of stupidity, local dimwit Charles Finch recently asserted that professional wrestling is a staged spectacle in…
Undertaker and Kane
April 6, 2012
In stark contrast to his previous feelings toward the Undertaker — either deep hatred or brotherly love, depending on the…
wrestling history
April 6, 2012
Rory Peterson, a self-described wrestling historian from Dallas, tries desperately to make people believe he enjoys century-old matches featuring Georg…
TNA wrestling
April 5, 2012
TNA wrestler Bobby Roode insisted several times that “Wrestling Matters” while delivering a 25-minute in-ring promo that opened Thursday’s episode…
John Cena
April 5, 2012
Scandal has tainted the world of professional wrestling again after it was revealed that John Cena dropped out of his…
WrestleMania Daniel Bryan
April 4, 2012
Inspired by Daniel Bryan’s meteoric rise in popularity following his 18-second defeat at WrestleMania, nearly every superstar on the WWE…
WrestleMania
April 3, 2012
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has filed a cease and desist order to World Wrestling Entertainment regarding the use of…
WWE Creative
April 3, 2012
In an effort to milk ideas that worked well in the past, World Wrestling Entertainment recently hired a group of…
Mason Ryan Batista
April 2, 2012
The wrestling world has been abuzz with rumors that Batista is returning to WWE, thanks to thousands of misidentified sightings…
King Kong Bundy
April 2, 2012
While most observers were shocked by the speed at which Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania — a mere 18…
Hospital
April 2, 2012
Emergency rooms around the world were overwhelmed last night due to a massive influx of wrestling fans suffering from Twitter-related…
Lesnar WWE wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly struck a deal with Brock Lesnar to rejoin the company, in spite of that ridiculous…
Rock Cena Wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
After a year of hype, wrestling fans will finally find out tonight which preposterously showy and ineffective move is goofiest:…
Four horsemen hall of fame
April 1, 2012
During a glamorous induction ceremony last night, WWE paid homage to the legendary Four Horsemen, while pretending that the other…
Randy Orton Kane
March 31, 2012
On the eve of their match at the biggest wrestling event of the year, both Randy Orton and Kane confessed…
Mae Young wwe
March 30, 2012
After another year of suspended animation in a cryogenic chamber, geriatric former wrestler Mae Young has been revived for her…
Spanish announce
March 30, 2012
After enduring years of what they call a “highly unsafe working environment,” WWE’s Spanish announce team has filed a grievance…
Shane Douglas invades
March 29, 2012
Former ECW star Shane Douglas recently staged an “invasion” of a local McDonald’s restaurant wearing a lucha libre mask, but…
Van Baconator
March 28, 2012
Having put on some weight and no longer able to perform his signature moves, Rob Van Dam recently debuted his…
Indie wrestling
March 27, 2012
Kind-hearted fans at an independent wrestling show in Chicago Saturday generously chanted “This is awesome” during a match that by…
Mike Tyson WWE
March 27, 2012
This Saturday night in Miami, World Wrestling Entertainment will induct into its prestigious Hall of Fame the chubby black guy…
Undertaker Triple H
March 26, 2012
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hopes to make history at WrestleMania this Sunday by extending his losing streak against the Undertaker to…