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At WrestleMania, Randy Orton and Kane will go head-to-head for reasons neither man can remember.

On the eve of their match at the biggest wrestling event of the year, both Randy Orton and Kane confessed that they’re not sure what they’re fighting about.

“Ummm,” Kane mused aloud during a pre-WrestleMania press conference. “For the life of me, I can’t remember why I’m mad at Randy.”

Orton, who is usually a focused and ruthless predator, echoed his opponent’s sentiments.

“Weird,” said Orton. “There must be some reason for us to fight each other, right? I just can’t put my finger on it right now. Did I steal Paul Bearer’s urn or something?”

Orton and Kane sat down for a coffee this morning in Miami, hoping to discern the motivation behind their feud.

When they failed to recall the catalyst of their match, they agreed to square off Sunday simply for the sheer joy of sportsmanlike competition.