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Santino cobra
September 19, 2012
An alarmed woman alerted the security guards at a New York City nightclub after she misinterpreted Santino Marella’s offer to…
Hitman Hart hair
September 15, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler Bret Hart is living very comfortably in retirement, thanks largely to the thousands of dollars he saves…
Lawler heart attack
September 13, 2012
Sources close to Jerry Lawler, who suffered a heart attack during a live broadcast of last Monday’s WWE Raw program,…
Steve austin movie
September 12, 2012
Contrary to the raucous behavior for which he is known and beloved by wrestling fans, Steve Austin opened up a…
Marc Copani
September 11, 2012
American military forces scouring the remotest regions of the American Midwest are reportedly closing in on the whereabouts of Muhammad…
Triple-H Haircut
September 10, 2012
In a phenomenon more commonly seen among preteen girls, tens of thousands of grown men became dizzily aflutter last week…
Pontiac silverdome
September 9, 2012
More than 25 years after attending the monumental WrestleMania III event, the last remaining attendee, Derek Hemsworth, has finally made…
Triple-H Haircut
September 6, 2012
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake waged a sneak attack on the hair of Hunter Hearst Helmsley yesterday, successfully lopping off Helmsley’s…
Rob Van Dam
September 5, 2012
At a poorly attended independent wrestling show in a high school gymnasium, Rob Van Dam half-heartedly defeated his unimposing opponent…
John Cena
September 4, 2012
Humungo, a 33-year-old African elephant that has spent most its life touring with a circus, was overcome with pity after…
wwe replica
September 2, 2012
A replica of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship available at a recent wrestling convention was priced at $375, which is…
John Cena kids
August 30, 2012
During one of his many meet-and-greet sessions at children’s hospitals across the nation, John Cena made an embarrassing gaffe by…
Cole vintage
August 29, 2012
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole received a stern reprimand from his bosses Monday when he described an obscure, never-before seen…
Hogan Zeus
August 28, 2012
The digitally remastered Blu-Ray release of No Holds Barred provides viewers with vivid high-definition visuals and a full surround-sound experience…
WWE stamford
August 27, 2012
Thousands of angry wrestling fans descended upon Titan Tower this weekend to protest “the corporate greed and hegemony of WWE”…
August 26, 2012
A study published this week in the Journal of Sports Medicine confirms that the only person to suffer any injury…
Skullet
August 24, 2012
Legendary professional wrestler Shawn Michaels, whose once voluminous hair is steadily succumbing to male pattern baldness, recently sought advice from…
Zack Ryder toys
August 22, 2012
A consumer survey revealed this week that the vast majority of Zack Ryder action figures in existence are currently owned…
Triple-H lesnar
August 19, 2012
The medical community is unanimously puzzled by what has been called an almost-miraculous healing of Hunter Hearst Helmsley’s left arm,…
Ziggler selling
August 19, 2012
Proving once again that he can expertly sell anything, professional wrestler Dolph Ziggler sold a dozen trays of ice cubes…
Summerslam Lesnar
August 18, 2012
Wrestling fans worldwide are abuzz in anticipation of this Sunday’s pay-per-view showdown between a guy who hasn’t wrestled since April…
Vince McMahon troops
August 17, 2012
Sources close to Vince McMahon say the professional wrestling impresario is quietly hoping for another Gulf War because it would…
Beniot wolverine
August 16, 2012
  A medium-sized Alaskan wolverine afflicted with rabies feels unfairly discriminated against because of a gruesome crime committed nearly a…
Shawn Michaels Smile
August 13, 2012
A teary-eyed Shawn Michaels confessed last week that he had once again lost his smile, but the WWE legend announced…