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Christian WWE
July 14, 2012
After many years of dedicated service to his profession, wrestler Christian has ascended in rank to Colonel Charisma. “In recognition…
Pay-per-view review
July 11, 2012
A new survey released today indicates that approximately 62 per cent of professional wrestling fans mistakenly believe monthly events are…
WWE USB
July 10, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the heavy, cumbersome Money in the Bank briefcase will be phased out in…
Charlie Sheen WWE
July 9, 2012
Controversial Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen will be the special “Social Media Ambassador” during the 1,000th episode of WWE Raw,…
Brodus Clay dance
July 9, 2012
Parent groups across North America have expressed deep concern about professional wrestler Brodus Clay, a man who pretends to be…
TNA Destination X
July 8, 2012
Hoping to inject new life and excitement into the Ultimate-X match, TNA Wrestling announced today it will criss-cross several more…
Bullying WWE
July 6, 2012
In an effort to recruit more children into the “B.A. Star” anti-bullying campaign, World Wrestling Entertainment has resorted to name-calling,…
Wrestling God Particle
July 4, 2012
Physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider at the Swiss-French border announced Wednesday that they had discovered the long-sought “Wrestling…
Cena Wife
July 3, 2012
In an unprecedented turn of events, the marriage of a professional wrestler has ended in divorce, sparking widespread shock and…
Jeff Hardy face pain
July 2, 2012
Sources close to Jeff Hardy report that the popular wrestler is back in rehab, this time to overcome his dangerous…
Chyna backdoor
June 29, 2012
In a press release issued yesterday, World Wrestling Entertainment wished former female superstar Chyna “all the worst in her future…
Punjabi prison WWE
June 28, 2012
A man recently released from a detention center in northwestern India reported that his seven-year incarceration in the Punjabi prison…
Jericho 1005
June 26, 2012
WWE superstar Chris Jericho, the self-professed “Man of 1,004 Holds,” surprised even himself today when he managed to learn a…
Raw three hours
June 25, 2012
With the long-running wrestling program Monday Night Raw being extended to a three-hour duration, WWE is promising its fans a…
Jericho Brazil
June 25, 2012
Having enjoyed his recent suspension from professional wrestling — his punishment for stomping on the flag of Brazil — Chris…
Daniel Bryan
June 23, 2012
Medical experts are worried that professional wrestler Daniel Bryan may be taking his clean-living philosophy too far following Bryan’s announcement…
Lance storm shoot
June 21, 2012
A newly released shoot interview with retired wrestler Lance Storm is somehow even duller than his deadpan in-ring promos. On…
McMahon golf
June 20, 2012
Wrestling mogul Vince McMahon announced today that he is entering the realm of professional golf by launching an “extreme” league…
The Rock WWE
June 19, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson assured fans that he was finally back “home” in WWE to…
No Way Out review
June 17, 2012
Although it was billed as a “sports entertainment” extravaganza, the No Way Out pay-per-view event presented Sunday by World Wrestling…
No Way Out Bryan Punk
June 17, 2012
Longtime WWE superstar Kane confessed during a press conference this morning that he’s “just as confused as everyone else” about…
Lord Tensai geishas
June 17, 2012
A team of highly skilled geishas accompany their ruler, Lord Tensei, around the world to perform an ancient Japanese custom:…
Ryberg
June 14, 2012
Perennial wrestling jobber Duane Gill announced today that he is coming out of retirement to spoof the undefeated powerhouse Ryback…
WWE sign
June 13, 2012
Despite being a fully grown man with a career and family, 33-year-old Dylan Murphy spent an entire day last weekend…