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Professional wrestler CM Punk is being lauded as a positive role model who encourages young people to live without drugs,…
In a shocking breakthrough, World Wrestling Entertainment has achieved the holy grail of biomedical research — a cure for cancer.…
Semi-retired professional wrestler Mick Foley, known for the “hardcore” violence of his matches, was surprised yesterday to discover a rusty…
According to many reviewers, the new World Wrestling Entertainment video game released today by THQ achieves a level of realism…
A local paramedic couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony when, as he stretchered a newly paralyzed teenager toward a…
With tears in his eyes, professional wrestler Ryback publicly admitted today that he is seeking help for an “out of…
In what is being called a blatant case of copyright infringement, the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) has unveiled a roofed…
Despite being billed as a completely “inescapable” steel structure, WWE’s Hell in a Cell cage has been proven over the…
Although he has sadistically dominated countless opponents throughout his WWE tenure, professional wrestler Kane has finally met his match in…
The undersized oily nub of hair that dangles like a limp sardine over the back of Paul Heyman’s neck has…
Mentally challenged professional wrestler Eugene has challenged conservative political commentator Anne Coulter to a wrestling match following her use of…
Longtime professional wrestling manager Paul Bearer has spent months sitting by the phone in his mortuary, optimistically anticipating his next…
Professional wrestling champion CM Punk is reportedly considering legal action against the Pepsi Cola Corporation over the lack of compensation…
Wrestling fans worldwide were shocked yesterday when WWE’s merchandising division released a t-shirt that isn’t hideously ugly. The shirt, which…
This week’s episode of WWE Raw opened with an in-ring verbal showdown that continued for nearly the entire three-hour duration…
The staff at video game studio THQ are said to be feverishly working around the clock to omit all traces…
In a move that is being lauded as proactive and forward-thinking, World Wrestling Entertainment has enrolled all its contracted performers…
World Wrestling Entertainment made an abrupt, 180-degree turn in its public relations strategy today by announcing a campaign in support…
Wrestler-turned-rocker Chris Jericho is, experts insist, absolutely adorable for believing that his heavy metal band, Fozzy, would have a large…
Although the company has been aiming its programming toward a younger audience in recent years, World Wrestling Entertainment targeted the…
Popular celebrity gossip site TMZ reported yesterday that a famous professional wrestler was recently spotted somewhere, doing some kind of…
World Wrestling Entertainment attained record-breaking ratings Friday after it was revealed that Diva Kelly Kelly had been released from her…
Tyler McKinney, a self-described “smark” and avid member of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC), has the supremely annoying habit…
Hoping to carry on its long tradition of showcasing awful musical acts at WrestleMania, WWE talent scouts have been scouring…