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After spending years getting an assortment of symbols inked into every available patch of his skin, champion wrestler CM Punk…
Professional wrestler and psychotic nymphomaniac AJ Lee made a New Year’s resolution to be more sexually promiscuous and maniacal during…
WWE superstar John Cena is undeterred by the taunts of fans around the world because he mistakenly believes they are…
Professional wrestler and behind-the-scenes WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley has threatened to film a sequel to The Chaperone if he…
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole was terminated by WWE this week and replaced by a robot that can spew inane…
Monday Night Raw, the flagship weekly program of World Wrestling Entertainment, will increase in duration to nine hours starting in…
Using a hydraulic crane and the so-called “jaws of life,” the Long Island Fire Department dislodged retired professional wrestler Mick…
A pair of nefarious wrestlers hatching an evil scheme backstage at WWE Raw apparently somehow didn’t notice the camera crew…
Local wrestling fan Robert Mitchell has successfully tricked his wife into ordering this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view thanks to its ambiguous…
In stark contrast to tradition, a professional wrestler recently grabbed a steel chair and, instead of clobbering his opponent with…
Longtime professional wrestling personality and evil mastermind Paul Heyman surprised his colleagues and acquaintances yesterday when he admitted, via Twitter,…
Professional wrestler Paul “Big Show” Wight has developed a fondness for wearing a camouflage-patterned singled because it allows him to…
WWE Champion CM Punk has been forced to withdraw from an upcoming pay-per-view event due to a knee injury, which…
A costume shop in Stamford, CT has filed a report with local police after three SWAT team uniforms went missing…
When asked about the widely disliked Anonymous General Manager of Raw, WWE boss Vince McMahon recently denied that any such…
According to many fans in the live audience at a recent WWE Raw event, the six police officers who dashed…
Scientists worldwide are struggling to explain how the Survivor Series pay-per-view, like the hundreds of similar professional wrestling events that…
Eleven-year-old Zachary Peters, a self-described “die-hard WWE fan,” had to ask his father what the second W in the acronym…
Legendary professional wrestler Bret Hart, who was controversially ousted from WWE in 1997 by a “screwjob” in Montreal, prefers to…
United Nations weapons inspectors are demanding access to factories in Iran where they believe scientists are developing atomic elbows. “We…
According to backstage rumors, World Wrestling Entertainment’s creative team is preparing for the debut of a stormtrooper-inspired Diva to be…
A new study reveals that a disturbingly low proportion of participants in WWE’s Survivor Series pay-per-view have survived long enough…
Mere moments after hearing the news that the State of Colorado has legalized the recreational use of marijuana, professional wrestler…
The battle for the Oval Office took a shocking turn Tuesday when, against all predictions, the populace voted by a…