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The wrestling world has been abuzz with rumors that Batista is returning to WWE, thanks to thousands of misidentified sightings…
While most observers were shocked by the speed at which Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania — a mere 18…
Emergency rooms around the world were overwhelmed last night due to a massive influx of wrestling fans suffering from Twitter-related…
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly struck a deal with Brock Lesnar to rejoin the company, in spite of that ridiculous…
After a year of hype, wrestling fans will finally find out tonight which preposterously showy and ineffective move is goofiest:…
During a glamorous induction ceremony last night, WWE paid homage to the legendary Four Horsemen, while pretending that the other…
On the eve of their match at the biggest wrestling event of the year, both Randy Orton and Kane confessed…
After another year of suspended animation in a cryogenic chamber, geriatric former wrestler Mae Young has been revived for her…
After enduring years of what they call a “highly unsafe working environment,” WWE’s Spanish announce team has filed a grievance…
Having put on some weight and no longer able to perform his signature moves, Rob Van Dam recently debuted his…
Kind-hearted fans at an independent wrestling show in Chicago Saturday generously chanted “This is awesome” during a match that by…
This Saturday night in Miami, World Wrestling Entertainment will induct into its prestigious Hall of Fame the chubby black guy…
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hopes to make history at WrestleMania this Sunday by extending his losing streak against the Undertaker to…
In anticipation of the glitzy WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Mick Foley intends to wash and crisply iron his…
In a ceremony steeped in tradition and reverence, WWE officially opened the Jack Tunney Presidential Library adjacent to the company’s…
A joint task force from law enforcement agencies around the country continues to hunt down the person or persons responsible…
Although the notorious “What?!” chant has resonated through wrestling arenas for more than a decade, it was actually justified when…
Undeterred by a failed attempt to prove that President Barack Obama was born outside the United States, celebrity tycoon Donald…
In what some are calling a slice of poetic justice, former WWE wrestler Repo Man awoke yesterday to discover that…
The recent online chatter about John Cena’s lady parts is “deeply worrisome,” says Dr. Charles Weiss, chief of gynecology at…
The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single…
After becoming marooned during a blizzard outside Winnipeg, a resourceful Hornswoggle prevented hypothermia by burrowing himself into the hollowed-out belly…
The sudden appearance of a new Gobbledy Gooker egg sparked deep concern in the WWE locker room until a quick-thinking…
