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Mason Ryan Batista
April 2, 2012
The wrestling world has been abuzz with rumors that Batista is returning to WWE, thanks to thousands of misidentified sightings…
King Kong Bundy
April 2, 2012
While most observers were shocked by the speed at which Sheamus defeated Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania — a mere 18…
Hospital
April 2, 2012
Emergency rooms around the world were overwhelmed last night due to a massive influx of wrestling fans suffering from Twitter-related…
Lesnar WWE wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly struck a deal with Brock Lesnar to rejoin the company, in spite of that ridiculous…
Rock Cena Wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
After a year of hype, wrestling fans will finally find out tonight which preposterously showy and ineffective move is goofiest:…
Four horsemen hall of fame
April 1, 2012
During a glamorous induction ceremony last night, WWE paid homage to the legendary Four Horsemen, while pretending that the other…
Randy Orton Kane
March 31, 2012
On the eve of their match at the biggest wrestling event of the year, both Randy Orton and Kane confessed…
Mae Young wwe
March 30, 2012
After another year of suspended animation in a cryogenic chamber, geriatric former wrestler Mae Young has been revived for her…
Spanish announce
March 30, 2012
After enduring years of what they call a “highly unsafe working environment,” WWE’s Spanish announce team has filed a grievance…
Van Baconator
March 28, 2012
Having put on some weight and no longer able to perform his signature moves, Rob Van Dam recently debuted his…
Indie wrestling
March 27, 2012
Kind-hearted fans at an independent wrestling show in Chicago Saturday generously chanted “This is awesome” during a match that by…
Mike Tyson WWE
March 27, 2012
This Saturday night in Miami, World Wrestling Entertainment will induct into its prestigious Hall of Fame the chubby black guy…
Undertaker Triple H
March 26, 2012
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hopes to make history at WrestleMania this Sunday by extending his losing streak against the Undertaker to…
Mankind
March 26, 2012
In anticipation of the glitzy WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Mick Foley intends to wash and crisply iron his…
Tunney President
March 23, 2012
In a ceremony steeped in tradition and reverence, WWE officially opened the Jack Tunney Presidential Library adjacent to the company’s…
Vince McMahon birthday
March 22, 2012
A joint task force from law enforcement agencies around the country continues to hunt down the person or persons responsible…
Wrestling what
March 21, 2012
Although the notorious “What?!” chant has resonated through wrestling arenas for more than a decade, it was actually justified when…
Hulk Hogan real american
March 20, 2012
Undeterred by a failed attempt to prove that President Barack Obama was born outside the United States, celebrity tycoon Donald…
Repo Man
March 19, 2012
In what some are calling a slice of poetic justice, former WWE wrestler Repo Man awoke yesterday to discover that…
Cena lady parts
March 19, 2012
The recent online chatter about John Cena’s lady parts is “deeply worrisome,” says Dr. Charles Weiss, chief of gynecology at…
Midget battle royal
March 19, 2012
The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single…
Brodus Clay
March 16, 2012
After becoming marooned during a blizzard outside Winnipeg, a resourceful Hornswoggle prevented hypothermia by burrowing himself into the hollowed-out belly…
Gobbledy gooker WWE
March 16, 2012
The sudden appearance of a new Gobbledy Gooker egg sparked deep concern in the WWE locker room until a quick-thinking…
Natalya farting
March 15, 2012
Sources close to Natalya Neidhart say the Diva is secretly dreading the next gimmick WWE’s creative team has dreamed up…