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Harvard primatologists are trying to figure out what John Cena could possibly have done to anger a hairless albino mountain…
WWE superstars who have competed against the mammoth veteran Mark Henry report that the “World’s Strongest Man” also deserves the…
An international team of physicists conceded in a study published yesterday that they’re baffled by the strange elastic behavior of…
In an unprecedented litigious move, legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair has filed a lawsuit against Zack Ryder for “flagrant and…
A new study released by the American Journal of Sports Medicine reveals that the mortality rate for professional wrestling deathmatches…
The much-hyped return of Brock Lesnar to WWE has lent a degree of legitimacy to his former employer, Ultimate Fighting…
Sidelined WWE superstar John Cena was reportedly mortified to discover yesterday that the term “five-knuckle shuffle” is a commonly used…
Drastically outnumbered by her male counterparts, the sole female attendee at a recent wrestling convention confessed she had a “Smurfette-like…
Legendary professional wrestler Harley Race failed to see the irony of his situation when he filed a noise complaint against…
A new study shows that wrestling commentators worldwide habitually overstate the severity of bleeding cuts by describing wrestlers as “busted…
Hoping to capitalize on every possible merchandising opportunity, World Wrestling Entertainment will soon release a line of t-shirts aimed at…
What was once considered the ultimate humiliation in wrestling — being forced to join Vince McMahon’s “Kiss My Ass Club”…
World Wrestling Entertainment has once again become embroiled in controversy after leaked documents revealed that many WWE Divas are using…
Paranoid survivalist Jack “Grizzly” Parker remains hunkered down in a well-stocked underground shelter, worried about the mass chaos he believes…
Despite incessant nagging from his wife, WWE honcho Vince McMahon just can’t bring himself to clean out his closetful of…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that it has severed all ties to Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) after a failed drug…
In a staggering display of stupidity, local dimwit Charles Finch recently asserted that professional wrestling is a staged spectacle in…
In stark contrast to his previous feelings toward the Undertaker — either deep hatred or brotherly love, depending on the…
Rory Peterson, a self-described wrestling historian from Dallas, tries desperately to make people believe he enjoys century-old matches featuring Georg…
TNA wrestler Bobby Roode insisted several times that “Wrestling Matters” while delivering a 25-minute in-ring promo that opened Thursday’s episode…
Scandal has tainted the world of professional wrestling again after it was revealed that John Cena dropped out of his…
Inspired by Daniel Bryan’s meteoric rise in popularity following his 18-second defeat at WrestleMania, nearly every superstar on the WWE…
The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has filed a cease and desist order to World Wrestling Entertainment regarding the use of…
In an effort to milk ideas that worked well in the past, World Wrestling Entertainment recently hired a group of…