What was once considered the ultimate humiliation in wrestling — being forced to join Vince McMahon’s “Kiss My Ass Club” — pales in comparison to McMahon’s vile new creation, the “Kiss My Face Club.”
“If you cross the boss, you’d better pucker up,” McMahon told the WWE roster during a locker room meeting last week. “Because you’ll have to kiss me right on my dimpled face! Maybe even on my lips!”
A number of WWE superstars reportedly gasped in horror, and Eve Torres fainted at the mere thought of something so disgusting.
Although a number of wrestling legends — Mick Foley and Shawn Michaels, among others — have kissed McMahon’s bare ass for an audience of millions, even they can’t fathom the humiliation that would come from kissing McMahon’s face.
“That’s sick,” Foley told Kayfabe News. “I mean, I’ve done some sick and sadistic things in my career, but kissing Vince on the face? That’s a different level of depravity.”
Added Michaels: “That would make me lose my smile forever.”