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walk with elias
September 8, 2018
Despite their frequent shouted affirmations that WWE stands for “Walk With Elias,” a new study published this week by Harvard…
nytimes editorial
September 6, 2018
The world of professional sports-entertaining was shaken to its core today after The New York Times published an editorial by…
new new rockers
September 5, 2018
The so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) is abuzz today after leaked documents revealed that The Young Bucks, a high-flying tag…
wrestling fan
September 4, 2018
In a brazen display of repugnant chauvinism, 29-year-old wrestling fan Todd Greene of Milwaukee expressed the abhorrent sentiment that, all…
Raw labor day
September 3, 2018
Monday Night Raw, the flagship program of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), will not air this week in order to give…
all in wrestling
September 2, 2018
Apparently trying to capitalize on the success of this weekend’s “All In” event — dubbed the biggest independent show in…
all in poster
September 1, 2018
In what is surely destined to be a plodding and depressing display, a handful of WWE cast-offs and obscure “indy”…
August 31, 2018
Are you ready? Get a load of these awesome Dick pics from the world of pro wrestling!      …
August 30, 2018
Members of the so-called Internet Wrestling Community (IWC) are abuzz about the impending debut of a mysterious wrestler named “Allin,”…
pwi 500 2018
August 29, 2018
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump has lashed out against another media outlet, this time bashing the…
kevin owens wwe contract
August 28, 2018
A frustrated and beleaguered Kevin Owens “quit” World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) this week on Monday Night Raw, but an anonymous…
qanon wwe
August 27, 2018
While the FAKE mainstream media continues to ignore the Earth-shatteringly important and not-ridiculous-at-all QAnon phenomenon, a new spinoff conspiracy labelled…
Billy Gunn
August 26, 2018
Veteran professional wrestler and former cowboy William “Billy” Gunn revealed today that, despite being known for decades as an “ass…
godfather shango
August 25, 2018
In what is being described as one of the most bizarre — perhaps even creepy — coincidences in professional wrestling…
Kurt Angle corbin
August 24, 2018
During his annual performance review with the Human Resources department, Baron “Constable” Corbin was reprimanded for “lackluster and uncharismatic behavior”…
indy wrestling
August 23, 2018
A study published this week in the Harvard Journal of Sports Entertainmentology reveals that a staggeringly low number of people who…
education wwe
August 22, 2018
A new report published this week in the Harvard Review of Education reveals that, despite an upswell of “America First”…
roman title defence
August 21, 2018
Despite making repeated admonitions of Brock Lesnar for being a “part-timer” during his time as WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns…
universal roman
August 20, 2018
All inhabitants of the vast cosmos — from Earthlings to Betelgeusians to the Strangulous Stilettans of Jajazikstak — are united in…
lesnar reigns postponed
August 19, 2018
The much-hyped main event for tonight’s SummerSlam has been “indefinitely postponed” after Brock Lesnar called WWE’s human resources department complaining…
rusev day anthem
August 18, 2018
A number of professional sports-entertainers in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) have sparked a fierce public debate over freedom of expression…
japanese wrestling
August 16, 2018
  Bradley Stelter, a 26-year-old self-described “aficionado” of professional wrestling, lamented in an online forum today that he is “losing…
wwe evolution
August 15, 2018
  Fans of professional wrestling have been abuzz ever since the announcement of WWE’s upcoming Evolution pay-per-view, which will make…
ambrose hair
August 14, 2018
Professional sports entertainer Dean Ambrose says he warned his mother, Delores Ambrose, that “all the other wrestlers would make fun”…