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mae young hand
May 19, 2019
Controversial state laws introduced this week in Alabama seek to “protect the rights of unborn hands in the wombs of…
May 18, 2019
Fans at a World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) event in Minneapolis yesterday were reportedly “underwhelmed” by the company’s inaugural First Man…
Triple H looking angrily at Vince McMahon
May 17, 2019
According to BACKSTAGE SOURCES within World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), HUGE FIGHT erupted last night between VINCE MCMAHON and his son-in-law…
Fan reacts to realizing paul bearer is a pun
May 16, 2019
While attending the funeral of his great uncle today, longtime wrestling fans and self-described “smart mark” Todd Greer had the…
Game of thrones fan
May 15, 2019
Professional wrestling is “fake” and a “soap opera for men,” according to 37-year-old Todd “Drogon” Gzowski of Cleveland, who can…
May 14, 2019
In the first of a series of guest editorials for Kayfabe News, self-described “sports entertainment superfan” Vance Kenneth MacManus explains…
wwe poll
May 13, 2019
It’s unanimous! A recent poll conducted on the objective and unbiased WWE App confirms what most of us already knew:…
vince mcmahon rigged
May 12, 2019
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that the ongoing decline in ratings of flagship program Monday Night Raw is the…
lesnar music
May 6, 2019
Amid rumors that he will soon retire from sports-entertainment and mixed martial arts, Brock Lesnar announced today he will venture…
replica wrestling
May 5, 2019
In a ruckus described by one witness as “awkward and sad,” a Florida man with a replica WWE Money in…
saudi goldberg
May 4, 2019
Legendary professional sports-entertainer Andre the Giant is reportedly a “near-sure-thing” to come out of retirement for a one-off appearance at…
April 30, 2019
The headline explains it. Let’s see Meltzer deliver wrestling journalism this hard-hitting and important!   Jim Ross: “God as my…
bray wyatt funhouse
April 29, 2019
Members of the so-called WWE Universe are abuzz with anticipation about tonight’s episode of Firefly Fun House, featuring the charmingly…
women's football
April 28, 2019
Just weeks after WWE capped off its flagship pay-per-view with a “historic” women’s match, the National Football League (NFL) has…
mysterio 617
April 27, 2019
In what is widely considered the luckiest streak in sports-entertainment history, yet another opponent of Rey Mysterio’s — like more…
Lesnar return
April 26, 2019
After what has been deemed by many pundits as a “failed experiment” with Seth Rollins as WWE Universal Champion, it…
War Raiders
April 25, 2019
The sports-entertainers formerly known as The War Raiders in NXT, and later redubbed The Viking Experience and The Viking Raiders,…
Bray wyatt pee wee herman
April 24, 2019
Just days after re-inventing himself as a fun-loving manchild, professional sports-entertainer Bray Wyatt has reportedly set out on what is…
cm punk mask
April 23, 2019
The mysterious “worker” who appeared under a “hood” during a recent show by an “indy fed” was “obviously Phil Brooks,”…
lesnar indy wrestling
April 22, 2019
In a sad scene that is all too common among the washed-up sports-entertainers of yesteryear, former WWE Universal Champion Brock…
CM PUnk return
April 21, 2019
Despite publicly declaring that he would “never ever ever” compete again in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), new evidence has emerged…
wwf wrestlers
April 20, 2019
So, you call yourself a wrestling fan, huh? Prove it. Only the “smartest” wrestling fans (known in the lingo as…
Montreal screwjob
April 18, 2019
Fans of professional sports-entertainment finally have an answer to the longstanding mystery as to why Bret “Hangman” Hart used his…
Irwin r schyster
April 17, 2019
After years of empty promises to release his tax returns upon the completion of a “routine” and “totally not imaginary”…