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Hospital
April 2, 2012
Emergency rooms around the world were overwhelmed last night due to a massive influx of wrestling fans suffering from Twitter-related…
Lesnar WWE wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment has reportedly struck a deal with Brock Lesnar to rejoin the company, in spite of that ridiculous…
Rock Cena Wrestlemania
April 1, 2012
After a year of hype, wrestling fans will finally find out tonight which preposterously showy and ineffective move is goofiest:…
Four horsemen hall of fame
April 1, 2012
During a glamorous induction ceremony last night, WWE paid homage to the legendary Four Horsemen, while pretending that the other…
Randy Orton Kane
March 31, 2012
On the eve of their match at the biggest wrestling event of the year, both Randy Orton and Kane confessed…
Mae Young wwe
March 30, 2012
After another year of suspended animation in a cryogenic chamber, geriatric former wrestler Mae Young has been revived for her…
Spanish announce
March 30, 2012
After enduring years of what they call a “highly unsafe working environment,” WWE’s Spanish announce team has filed a grievance…
Shane Douglas invades
March 29, 2012
Former ECW star Shane Douglas recently staged an “invasion” of a local McDonald’s restaurant wearing a lucha libre mask, but…
Van Baconator
March 28, 2012
Having put on some weight and no longer able to perform his signature moves, Rob Van Dam recently debuted his…
Indie wrestling
March 27, 2012
Kind-hearted fans at an independent wrestling show in Chicago Saturday generously chanted “This is awesome” during a match that by…
Mike Tyson WWE
March 27, 2012
This Saturday night in Miami, World Wrestling Entertainment will induct into its prestigious Hall of Fame the chubby black guy…
Undertaker Triple H
March 26, 2012
Hunter Hearst Helmsley hopes to make history at WrestleMania this Sunday by extending his losing streak against the Undertaker to…
Mankind
March 26, 2012
In anticipation of the glitzy WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony, Mick Foley intends to wash and crisply iron his…
Cameltoe Clutch
March 26, 2012
The Iron Priestess, a fearsome female wrestler from Iran, is on an undefeated streak thanks largely to her devastating submission…
Joey Styles
March 25, 2012
An otherwise serene church service was disrupted Sunday morning when WWE executive Joey Styles began a prayer too boisterously. “OH…
Eric Bischoff
March 24, 2012
Former wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff is afflicted with a rare speech disorder that forces him to answer questions with other…
Tunney President
March 23, 2012
In a ceremony steeped in tradition and reverence, WWE officially opened the Jack Tunney Presidential Library adjacent to the company’s…
Vince McMahon birthday
March 22, 2012
A joint task force from law enforcement agencies around the country continues to hunt down the person or persons responsible…
WWE Studios
March 22, 2012
Hollywood insiders report that WWE Studios — the film company behind Knucklehead, The Chaperone and other cinematic train wrecks —…
Wrestling what
March 21, 2012
Although the notorious “What?!” chant has resonated through wrestling arenas for more than a decade, it was actually justified when…
Hulk Hogan real american
March 20, 2012
Undeterred by a failed attempt to prove that President Barack Obama was born outside the United States, celebrity tycoon Donald…
Repo Man
March 19, 2012
In what some are calling a slice of poetic justice, former WWE wrestler Repo Man awoke yesterday to discover that…
Cena lady parts
March 19, 2012
The recent online chatter about John Cena’s lady parts is “deeply worrisome,” says Dr. Charles Weiss, chief of gynecology at…
Midget battle royal
March 19, 2012
The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single…