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April 6, 2013
Determined to claim what he believes is his rightful place in wrestling history, deranged wrestler Bob Backlund reportedly intends to…
April 5, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment has announced that Sean “Diddy” Combs will perform Sunday at WrestleMania because all the world’s more talented…
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April 5, 2013
Approximately 80,000 people from every corner of the globe are descending upon New Jersey this weekend to watch a physical…
Rock vs Cena
April 4, 2013
In an epic rematch this Sunday at WrestleMania, the Five-Knuckle Shuffle and the People’s Elbow will finally square off to…
April 3, 2013
Tyler Brown, an especially gullible wrestling fan from Idaho, is making the long trip to Texas under the happy delusion that…
April 2, 2013
WWE Chairman Vince McMahon, long absent from social media, shocked wrestling fans this week when he made his very first…
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April 1, 2013
Despite being quite proud of the “Cena Nuff” sign he held aloft at a recent WWE event, 28-year-old Tyson Walters…
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March 31, 2013
A wrestling fan was distraught after he got home from a WWE event and realized he had accidentally purchased a…
WWE controversy
March 30, 2013
Controversy has struck World Wrestling Entertainment once again amid allegations that its flagship publication, WWE Magazine, has shoddy journalistic standards.…
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March 28, 2013
Nearly three decades late, Shawn Michaels has finally repaid Brutus Beefcake $168 for the damages Michaels caused to the window…
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March 27, 2013
The U.S. Supreme Court is facing a milestone decision this week as justices consider changing the federal laws surrounding the…
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March 27, 2013
A match at a recent World Wrestling Entertainment live event ended with an unsatisfying time-limit draw after Randy Orton failed…
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March 26, 2013
The escalating threats of North Korea against the United States reached a boiling point today when the totalitarian Asian nation…
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March 25, 2013
One of the most bitter rivalries in professional wrestling will come to a head on April 7 when a Paul…
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March 24, 2013
With just days remaining until the biggest professional wrestling event of the year, WrestleMania has been cancelled due to allegations…
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March 23, 2013
WWE superstar Sheamus says he still finds it weird to use the term “Irish Whip,” since it’s simply called a…
Chris masters fire rescue
March 21, 2013
Just days after heroically rescuing his own mother from a burning house, professional wrestler Chris Masters saved his former colleague…
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March 20, 2013
Around the world, babies born within the past 12 months are gearing up for a “Once in a Lifetime” showdown…
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March 19, 2013
WWE Studios has officially announced that the fourth installment of its straight-to-DVD action series The Marine will star leprechaun/wrestler Hornswoggle.…
Lesnar Triple-H Stipulation
March 18, 2013
Professional wrestler and former UFC champ Brock Lesnar made a regrettable error when choosing the stipulation for his upcoming WrestleMania…
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March 18, 2013
Professional wrestler Brock Lesnar confessed today that, although he is supposed to name the stipulation for his upcoming WrestleMania match…
Road to WrestleMania
March 18, 2013
Despite the hype and lore surrounding it, the so-called Road to WrestleMania has been revealed to be merely the congested…
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March 15, 2013
Inflammatory WWE personality Zeb Colter has confirmed speculation that, prior to his acquaintance with Jack Swagger, he was known by…
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March 14, 2013
Professional wrestler Tensai is reportedly hoping to regain some of his flagging momentum with a WrestleMania victory over his only…