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Once only rumored to exist, like the lost city of Atlantis or Area 51, the mysterious birthplace of professional wrestlers…
In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through the tech industry today, social media juggernaut Twitter has banned all professional…
Despite all the obvious indicators of infidelity, professional wrestling referee Scott Cornellas has completely failed to notice that his wife,…
WWE Diva Kaitlyn has, for several weeks now, been receiving notes and flowers from a secret admirer who is evidently…
Continuing his aggressive behavior toward professional wrestler and WWE executive Paul “Triple H” Levesque, the albino gorilla known as Brock…
Professional wrestler and WWE executive Paul “Triple H” Levesque is secretly overjoyed that he finally has a reason to use…
Rumors are emerging that WrestleMania 30 will be headlined by WWE alumni Trish Stratus and Diamond Dallas Page squaring off…
Researchers from the National Primate Institute conducting fieldwork in the Congo have witnessed, for the first time in nature, a…
Kayfabe News relaunched today with an eye-catching and innovative new design, and will henceforth only publish articles about professional wrestling…
Professional wrestler Randy Orton shocked members of the WWE Universe — and his opponent — earlier this week when he…
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that it will continue diversifying its entertainment options with on-air activities including bowling, a bingo…
A six-man crew of security guards hired to provide protection for a controversial star at a recent WWE event failed…
After countless wrong turns and botched entrances, the members of professional wrestling faction The Shield have discovered the route to…
After suffering a torn triceps, professional wrestler John Cena had his spirits brightened today thanks to a hospital visit from…
Although professional wrestling enthusiast Terrence Mercer is “smart” to the wrestling business, he is hopelessly dumb when it comes to…
World Wrestling Entertainment issued a rare public apology this morning after the company realized it has, for several years now,…
“I can’t wait to get back into the ring and hurt myself,” Mysterio told reporters at a training session this…
After years of walking progressively slower and slower toward the ring, professional wrestler Randy Orton has decided he’s now just…
World Wrestling Entertainment Chairman Vince McMahon was mortified this morning when he realized that the name of the upcoming WWE…
The members of The Shield — a renegade faction of professional wrestlers known for meting out vigilante justice in WWE…
Legendary professional wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, after years of encouragement from peers and family, was finally fitted for a…
Golden Dragon, an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet in San Diego, is the latest restaurant to declare bankruptcy following a visit from…
To commemorate the April 20th pseudo-holiday dedicated to cannabis culture, professional wrestler Rob Van Dam delivered a textbook 4.20-Star Frog…
Professional wrestler Tensai has been granted a leave of absence from World Wrestling Entertainment so that he may return to…