Randy orton entranceAfter years of walking progressively slower and slower toward the ring, professional wrestler Randy Orton has decided he’s now just going to stand at the top of the aisle and wait for the ring to come to him.

“Screw walking,” said Orton.

After a long pause, during which he had apparently forgotten what he was supposed to say next, Orton added: “Walking sucks.”

Orton recently requested one of those ring-shaped trolleys that conveyed wrestlers down the long aisle toward the ring during WrestleMania III at the Pontiac Silverdome, but the request was denied.

WWE is considering, however, installing an airport-style moving sidewalk to the aisle, which would hasten Orton’s approach to the ring.