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Retired professional wrestler and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels finally found his lost smile yesterday, then promptly killed it with a…
Overcome by a nagging conscience, Randy Orton has returned the WWE Championship to Daniel Bryan, admitting that he obtained the…
In an unprecedented last-minute change of plans, World Wrestling Entertainment has cancelled tonight’s SummerSlam pay-per-view because the company didn’t want…
Professional wrestler and ballroom dancer Fandango surprised fans worldwide today when he came out of the closet as straight. “I’m…
Although he is physically outmatched by the mammoth Brock Lesnar, CM Punk plans to defeat his nemesis at tonight’s WWE…
A crackpot conspiracy theorist, known for outlandish claims about 9/11 and the JFK assassination, has made his most implausible claim…
Hoping to maximize the positive publicity that followed Darren Young’s public announcement of homosexuality, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has ordered…
Darren Young, an attractive athlete who play-fights with with other half-naked men in the world’s gayest sport, shocked the world…
Former professional wrestler Diamond Dallas Page has enabled another radical transformation in one of his colleagues by curing Scott Hall…
Wrestling fans worldwide were infuriated Monday when the right nipple of WWE Diva Natalya stubbornly refused to slip out of…
In an attempt to recapture its former glory, Hulkamania attempted to run wild today, but abruptly tripped and only managed…
Having finally instilled justice in World Wrestling Entertainment, as per their stated mission, the members of The Shield quietly departed…
At a recent World Wrestling Entertainment event in Arkansas, it was discovered that 100 percent of the fans in attendance…
Professional wrestler John Cena has been stripped of his doctorate in Thuganomics after an investigation by the American Thuganomics Association…
Former wrestling champion and Hollywood megastar Davie Arquette has been signed to TNA Wrestling, according to anonymous sources within the…
Professional wrestler and notorious ginger Sheamus is expected to miss four-to-six months of action after suffering a serious, gingery injury.…
Popular professional wrestler John Cena was in the proverbial “doghouse” yesterday after forgetting which of the Bella Twins he is…
Promoters of an independent wrestling event hedged their bets by including a small disclaimer at the bottom of their poster…
Just weeks after it was hurled into the Gulf of Mexico, the Money in the Bank briefcase has washed ashore…
Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker enjoyed another lazy day of semi-retirement today, loafing on his sofa, eating Hagen-Dazs straight out…
Professional wrestler Randy Orton’s career took a bizarre twist yesterday when the notoriously slow walker was beaten to the ring…
TNA Wrestling aired video vignette reiterating the company’s slogan, “Wrestling Matters,” immediately after the much-hyped debut of a washed-up mixed…
Professional wrestler and former Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle was arrested again last night for allegedly driving while awesome. According…
Longtime professional wrestler Duane Gill is concerned that his scheduled debut on TNA Wrestling tonight has been “a bit overhyped”…