Professional wrestler and notorious ginger Sheamus is expected to miss four-to-six months of action after suffering a serious, gingery injury.
The Irish redheaded freak has torn a labrum in his freckled left shoulder — an injury that will require surgeons to slice deep into his milk-white flesh.
Known for his fiery temper and vulnerability to sunlight, the pigment-free carrot-top will leave a large hole in the WWE roster, since the human Troll doll has been a workhorse in the company.
It is believed that the surgery will leave large red welts on Sheamus’ torso, since even a slight breeze leaves large red welts on his torso.
Until he fully recovers from the operation, Sheamus will be moving gingerly.