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The International Olympic Committee confirmed this morning that veteran professional wrestler Nikolai Volkoff will sing the Russian national anthem at…
Professional wrestler Randy Orton was the unwitting victim of his own practical joke, or “rib,” when he realized he had…
After months of mounting frustration over perceived mistreatment and corporate favoritism at his local Applebee’s, professional wrestler CM Punk abruptly…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) shocked fans worldwide today with the announcement that the sports entertainment company will cease operations in…
Although they should know better by now, millions of gullible wrestling fans worldwide have fallen for the hokey premise that…
After years of chronic abuse, World Wrestling Entertainment’s Spanish announce table stunningly avoided destruction by rolling out of the way…
Professional wrestler Sting has been signed to World Wrestling Entertainment’s “developmental” system, allowing him to hone his fledgling skills in…
Sources within World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) confirmed today that Daniel Bryan will square off against JTG in the preliminary match…
A well-known Pepsi spokesperson has abruptly announced his resignation from a popular sports entertainment organization, creating a public relations nightmare…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that, in recognition of his multiple championship reigns, Vacant will be inducted into the…
The Royal Rumble pay-per-view hosted this past Sunday by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) was the “best Rumble ever” according to…
Professional wrestler Daniel Bryan announced today he is quitting World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) to sign with Total Non-Stop Action (TNA)…
Frustrated fans of World Wrestling Entertainment, branded collectively as the WWE Universe, have walked out on strike against the company,…
Hoping to continue his annual tradition of creatively avoiding elimination from the Royal Rumble match, popular professional wrestler Kofi Kingston…
Professional wrestler Hunico will demonstrate his versatility and endurance tonight when he portrays nearly two-dozen entrants in World Wrestling Entertainment’s…
The most exciting aspect of Royal Rumble match is that any of the 30 participants could win the over-the-top-rope elimination…
It was confirmed today that professional wrestler Hulk Hogan will appear at WrestleMania 30 this April in the long-awaited rematch…
More than two-dozen muscular men plan to converge this Sunday and, wearing only spandex underpants and a glistening layer of…
A silver lining has emerged from the dark cloud of Mae Young’s recent passing, as Young’s former lover Mark Henry…
The past existence of a four-man professional wrestling stable known as Evolution is “just a theory, not a fact,” according…
Batista has been forced to cancel his much-hyped return to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) after coming down with the flu,…
WWE Studios, the film division of World Wrestling Entertainment, has yet again perplexingly been shut out of Academy Award nominations.…
Eric Dale, a particularly dimwitted wrestling fan from Tallahassee, is grateful to WWE commentator Michael Cole for his weekly step-by-step…
Fans of World Wrestling Entertainment are buzzing with excitement about the impending return — and, moreso, eventual departure — of…