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In the world of pro wrestling, there are “casual fans” and there are “know-it-all IWC smarks.” Which are you?…
A lonely and naive wrestling fan is optimistic that a sign he made bearing the words “Marry Me Paige,” which he…
Former professional wrestler Mick “Mankind” Foley confessed today that his infamous 1998 “bump” from the 20-foot Hell in a Cell…
Though he is, by all outward appearances, an avid wrestling fan with an encyclopedic knowledge of the sport, 28-year-old Brandon…
After watching a movie they didn’t particularly enjoy, thousands of wrestling fans took to social media to voice their displeasure,…
God, the omnipotent creator of the Heavens and the Earth, was reportedly so upset over the outcome of last night’s…
In response to the social media backlash against World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) following the company’s Survivor Series event, WWE Chairman…
Of course not. CM Punk doesn’t work for WWE anymore. His abrupt departure from WWE was acrimonious, and he was officially…
A renowned Harvard statistician has published a damning report that offers “definitive proof” that entrants into WWE’s Royal Rumble match arrive in…
Hoping to inject some new spark into his character — which has been stagnating ever since he won the WWE…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has confirmed that the husband of popular Diva and reality-TV star Brie Bella will try his…
After revealing his softer, friendlier side this week, WWE executive Hunter Hearst Helmsley (or “Triple H”) sought to re-establish his nefarious…
Sources within World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) reveal that legendary professional wrestler Sting has resigned from the company, citing “burnout” from…
Professional wrestler Wade Barrett, known worldwide as a perpetual bearer of bad news, found himself struggling today to tell his…
A recent study of global IQ scores reveals that the vast majority of people on Earth — the “masses,” as…
The United States school system is under scrutiny again after a recent study by the United Nations Council on Education concluded that…
The pro wrestling world narrowly avoided tragedy today when all all the participants in a so-called Fatal Four-Way match somehow escaped with…
Having realized that Randy Savage will not be able to attend his own WWE Hall of Fame induction in California…
Hunter Hearst Helmsley, a top executive at World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), has been slapped with a gimmick infringement lawsuit this week…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced yesterday that Randy Savage will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this spring.…
ConAgra Foods Inc., maker of the popular Slim Jim© brand of meat jerky snacks, is proud to announce that its…
The world of professional wrestling is abuzz today after the announcement that the late brother of “Leaping” Lanny Poffo (a.k.a.…
Despite being the longest-running weekly episodic program in television history (though never boasting about it), World Wrestling Entertainment’s flagship program,…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Chairman Vince McMahon is one of the most powerful people in showbiz, having transformed professional wrestling…