World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has confirmed that the husband of popular Diva and reality-TV star Brie Bella will try his luck this Sunday in the 30-man Royal Rumble match during the pay-per-view event of the same name.
Bella’s husband, a scruffy runt named Daniel best known for his occasional appearances on the hit show Total Divas, will be vastly out-muscled and outmatched against 29 more experienced wrestlers in the battle royal-type match.
Most fans are curious to see how Daniel (last name unknown) will fare against the likes of Big E, Curtis Axel, Stardust, and other full-time professional wrestlers.
Most wrestling pundits expect a quick elimination for Bella’s goatlike spouse, likely at the hands of El Torito.
In related news, Sable’s husband will make his long-awaited return to the ring this Sunday, squaring off in a three-way match against Nikki Bella’s boyfriend and former IWA Mid-South star Gixx.
Meanwhile, Natalya’s husband and two schmucks with squandered talent will face three giddy African-American caricatures in a match that will almost certainly be cut from show at the last minute.