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Fans were amazed and befuddled at an independent wrestling show Saturday when one-legged wrestler Zach Gowen inexplicably applied a picture-perfect…
The cold-blooded backstage attack by Kane on “Cowboy” Bob Orton left the veteran wrestler with a broken arm that will…
In the ongoing and often-bitter war for television ratings on Thursday nights, TNA Wrestling has finally pulled ahead of a…
WWE wrestlers Yoshi Tatsu and Tyson Kidd squared off against one another last night in a showdown that was described…
Wrestling journalists who have struggled for decades to correctly spell Larry Zbyszko’s surname were relieved to discover recently that even…
Although nefarious professional wrestler Damien Blackstone often cheats to win, he patriotically clobbers opponents with only domestic-made illegal objects. “When…
Harvard primatologists are trying to figure out what John Cena could possibly have done to anger a hairless albino mountain…
More than 20 years after his debut in the World Wrestling Federation, Akeem “The African Dream” has come under scrutiny…
WWE superstars who have competed against the mammoth veteran Mark Henry report that the “World’s Strongest Man” also deserves the…
An international team of physicists conceded in a study published yesterday that they’re baffled by the strange elastic behavior of…
Although his boyish good looks once endeared him to wrestling fans worldwide, so-called “babyface” Shawn Michaels is has been steadily…
In an unprecedented litigious move, legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair has filed a lawsuit against Zack Ryder for “flagrant and…
A new study released by the American Journal of Sports Medicine reveals that the mortality rate for professional wrestling deathmatches…
The much-hyped return of Brock Lesnar to WWE has lent a degree of legitimacy to his former employer, Ultimate Fighting…
Sidelined WWE superstar John Cena was reportedly mortified to discover yesterday that the term “five-knuckle shuffle” is a commonly used…
Drastically outnumbered by her male counterparts, the sole female attendee at a recent wrestling convention confessed she had a “Smurfette-like…
Legendary professional wrestler Harley Race failed to see the irony of his situation when he filed a noise complaint against…
Toymaker Mattel has announced a new line of ultra-realistic WWE action figures that come with their own bottles of spray-on…
A new study shows that wrestling commentators worldwide habitually overstate the severity of bleeding cuts by describing wrestlers as “busted…
TNA Wrestling star Matt Morgan confessed on Twitter yesterday that his “lifelong dream” is to pitch auto insurance as expertly…
Hoping to capitalize on every possible merchandising opportunity, World Wrestling Entertainment will soon release a line of t-shirts aimed at…
What was once considered the ultimate humiliation in wrestling — being forced to join Vince McMahon’s “Kiss My Ass Club”…
World Wrestling Entertainment has once again become embroiled in controversy after leaked documents revealed that many WWE Divas are using…
Paranoid survivalist Jack “Grizzly” Parker remains hunkered down in a well-stocked underground shelter, worried about the mass chaos he believes…