Sources close to legendary professional wrestler Jake “The Snake” Roberts report that the serpentine superstar appears to have chocolate or something stuck on his tan leather jacket.
Roberts reportedly picked at the sticky brown substance with his finger for a moment before musing aloud: “What is that? Is that chocolate or something?
Roberts, a top wrestling star in the 1980s, stopped short of tasting the unknown substance, since he couldn’t recall eating any chocolate during the past few days.
Roberts submitted a small sample of the mysterious material to a Stone Mountain laboratory for testing.
Though Roberts suspects the substance is indeed chocolate, he is not ruling out the possibility that it is python poo.