All Articles

tensai wrestlemania
March 14, 2013
Professional wrestler Tensai is reportedly hoping to regain some of his flagging momentum with a WrestleMania victory over his only…
Bella twins WWE
March 13, 2013
Fans of World Wrestling Entertainment were overjoyed this week by the surprise backstage appearance of the Bella Quadruplets. “So great…
fandango pronounce
March 11, 2013
Flamboyant professional wrestler Fandango has become increasingly reluctant to perform, and has now refused to set foot in the WWE…
3MB wwe
March 8, 2013
At a recent WWE house show in Buffalo, the team of Heath Slater, Drew McIntrye and Jinder Mahal were drastically…
wwe referees
March 7, 2013
After decades of poor officiating due to their tendency to be easily distracted, all WWE referees recently underwent treatment for…
WrestleMania weather
March 6, 2013
Aiming to punish World Wrestling Entertainment for countless incidents of blasphemy, God is reportedly cooking up “a rainstorm of biblical…
the rock wwe injury
March 5, 2013
WWE Champion The Rock reportedly collapsed in a hotel room yesterday due to exhaustion caused by the rigors of defending…
Brock Lesnar
February 16, 2013
Harvard primatologists made an important breakthrough this month when they taught professional wrestler Brock Lesnar to communicate simple words and…
WWE Elimination Chamber toilet
February 10, 2013
WWE executives were surprised to learn recently that the term “elimination chamber” refers to a toilet in at least 30…
wwe hall of fame 2013
February 7, 2013
A recent poll conducted by a prominent publisher of travel guides has named the WWE Hall of Fame the “Best…
John Morrison Jim Morrison
February 5, 2013
Former WWE superstar and rock frontman John Morrison has returned to his first love by reuniting with legendary psychedelic rock…
bruno sammartino hall of fame
February 4, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler Koko B. Ware has lashed out at World Wrestling Entertainment for choosing to induct an “overrated jobber”…
The Rock Superbowl Commercial
February 3, 2013
In what has being billed as the “Battle of Breakfast,” the scheduled main event at WrestleMania will pit cereal spokesman…
UFC illegal moves
February 2, 2013
The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) announced today that chairshots — a crowd-pleasing offensive maneuver in professional wrestling — will soon…
Shot in Eye Rock Punk
February 1, 2013
Thomas Dotterer, the New York man who was shot in his right eye during a liquor store robbery, has shot…
WWE Universe
January 30, 2013
An international summit of astrophysicists convened in Geneva yesterday to debate the possibility that intelligent life exists in the WWE…
The Rock Wrestlemania
January 29, 2013
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has withdrawn from a scheduled match at WWE’s flagship pay-per-view, WrestleMania,…
twice in a lifetime
January 28, 2013
The forward-thinking matchmakers at World Wrestling Entertainment recently drafted a five-year plan that includes a re-re-match between The Rock and…
sin-cara botch
January 26, 2013
Masked wrestler Sin Cara, whose high-flying arsenal has been grounded due to a knee injury, is expected to return to…
who-will-win-royal-rumble
January 24, 2013
The current booking plan for this Sunday’s WWE pay-per-view is for Heath Slater to earn a WrestleMania title shot by…
Montreal Screwjob
January 23, 2013
Professional wrestling referee Dave Hebner made a shocking confession this week, admitting it was he — not his twin brother…
Cody Rhodes fired
January 19, 2013
World Wrestling Entertainment announced today that Cody Rhodes has been released from the company, though his moustache has been offered…
Del Rio smackdown
January 9, 2013
In order to beat other wrestling news sites to the punch, it was announced today that WWE.com will begin publishing…
Antonio Cesaro Finisher
January 5, 2013
In an unprecedented feat of strength, Swiss professional wrestler Antonio Cesaro delivered his signature finisher, The Neutralizer, to a full-sized…