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strowman truck
January 21, 2018
With a trail of overturned vehicles and and hurled “security guards” in his wake, professional wrestler Braun Strowman recently wondered…
January 20, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) issued a rare apology today, admitting that it has been an entire year premature in celebrating…
January 19, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) recently signed several buzzworthy rookies to its developmental league, NXT, and fans are particularly excited for…
January 18, 2018
Wrestling fans around the world were abuzz today after World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) posted a photograph depicting a visit to…
January 17, 2018
Professional wrestler Braun Strowman was red-faced with embarrassment today when, upon the completion of another one of his trademark vehicle-flipping…
strowman wrestlemania opponent
January 16, 2018
Vowing to “avenge trucks everywhere” following Braun Strowman’s truck-flipping rampage, Optimus Prime (leader of the Autobots) has signed on to…
Goldberg hall of fame
January 15, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that the first inductee into the 2018 class of its prestigious Hall of Fame…
Undertaker
January 14, 2018
It was announced this week that The Undertaker will emerge from semi-retirement and compete at WrestleMania 34 — and WrestleManias…
January 13, 2018
A coalition of bizarre professional wrestlers have issued a statement expressing their “profound disappointment and anger” after US President Donald…
mixed royal rumble
January 12, 2018
In its ongoing progression toward full gender equality, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced that the 2019 instalment of the popular…
January 11, 2018
A slate of original programming is coming soon to the WWE Network, including a remake of the popular sitcom “How…
patented move wwe
January 10, 2018
The U.S. Patent Office, which has previously guaranteed wrestlers exclusive rights to perform finishing maneuvers, is reportedly tightening its standards…
strowman scaffolding
January 9, 2018
Professional wrestler Braun Strowman is reportedly “mortified and remorseful” after a large metal scaffolding that he was attempting to climb…
viktor connor
January 8, 2018
Although they are purported to be two unique people, evidence continues to mount that professional sports-entertainers Baron Corbin and Viktor…
January 7, 2018
Midgets (or Wee Folk, to use the current politically correct term) have been professional wrestling since the earliest days of…
January 6, 2018
During an early-morning Twitter tirade, unhinged US President Donald Trump spouted his most outrageous “alternative fact” to date — that…
January 5, 2018
While World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) continues to make progressive strides toward gender equality with its announcement of a women’s Royal…
January 4, 2018
Proving once again the old adage that anything can happen in the world of professional wrestling, a two-out-of-three-falls match at a…
lingerie wwe
January 3, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) made another important stride toward gender equality today with the announcement that, at the upcoming Royal…
January 2, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that, due to the tremendous popularity of its flagship pay-per-view spectacular, WrestleMania will…
Curt hawkins winless
January 1, 2018
It seems the tide has finally turned for professional wrestler Curt Hawkins, who has followed a winless 2017 with an…
December 31, 2017
History will remember 2017 as the year that all mainstream media outlets were exposed as “fake news,” and only Kayfabe…
scorpio hotty
December 30, 2017
Fans around the independent wrestling circuit are giving a lukewarm reception to the new team of 2 Cold Scorpio and…
bobby roode
December 29, 2017
Professional wrestler Bobby Roode has reportedly confided in close friends his concern that, upon watching some of his own entrances…