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treason summit
July 17, 2018
WWE Hall of Famer and so-called “real American” Hulk Hogan is under harsh criticism today for his failure to confront…
July 16, 2018
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump promised he would get “straight to business” in his contentious summit…
July 15, 2018
Facing a steady decline in television ratings, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) may have to turn to an unlikely savior who…
wwe raw
July 14, 2018
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced this morning that, “due to overwhelming demand for longer programming,” its flagship weekly program, Monday…
wbf mcmahon
July 13, 2018
Just months after announcing the resurrection of his ill-fated football league, XFL, sports-entertainment impresario and well-dressed carny Vince McMahon revealed…
elias promo
July 11, 2018
Renowned singer-songwriter and occasional professional wrestler Elias [SURNAME REDACTED] was “pleasantly surprised” this week when, perched atop a stool in…
curt hawkins buddy murphy
July 10, 2018
Although professional sports-entertainer Curt Hawkins has been on an embarrassing losing streak on WWE’s Raw brand — winless in more…
lesnar ufc
July 9, 2018
Reigning and “defending” WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar stirred controversy this past weekend when he appeared at a mixed martial…
July 8, 2018
While Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson achieved some moderate success after making the transition from sports-entertainment to acting-entertainment, he is now…
intercontinental
July 7, 2018
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump further ramped-up his isolationist rhetoric today by signing an executive order…
universal championship
July 6, 2018
In response to recurring complaints about the infrequently with which the WWE Universal Championship is defended, World Wrestling Entertainment announced…
hogan andre
July 5, 2018
Die-hard fans of professional wrestling who feel like they’ve seen everything will be in for a pleasant surprise when Hidden…
owens potty
July 3, 2018
Proving once again that “anything can happen in sports entertainment,” WWE confirmed this morning that its upcoming Extreme Rules event…
Brock Lesnar 2k19
July 2, 2018
Leaked details emerged today about forthcoming videogame WWE 2K19, revealing that current reigning and “defending” Universal Champion Brock Lesnar will…
nicholas wwe
July 2, 2018
Widely beloved as one of sports-entertainment’s greatest underdog heroes — he’s a former WWE Tag Team Champion and remains undefeated…
ring bell
June 30, 2018
Fellow wrestlers and fans paid their half-hearted respects today to the late “Dirty” Drake Dillon — a passable in-ring performer…
soccer fake injuries
June 29, 2018
Despite the longstanding belief that professional wrestlers are masters of dramatically exaggerating (or “selling”) their pain, the World Cup has…
kendo stick
June 28, 2018
A professional wrestling ring is an intricate structure built of steel, plywood, padding, canvas, and taut ropes — all of…
Undertaker entrance
June 27, 2018
Wrestlers and commentators alike were dumbfounded by the surprise arrival at WWE event today by The Undertaker, whose appearance seems…
June 26, 2018
They say “anything can happen in the WWE,” and boy did that old adage prove true last night when —…
jinder kurt angle
June 25, 2018
Professional wrestler Jinder Mahal expressed complete surprise and disgust this week upon being told by WWE Raw General Manager Kurt…
June 24, 2018
While doing some weekend cleaning at his secluded ranch in Saskatchewan, professional sports-entertainer and feminist poet Brock Lesnar was pleasantly…
Trump space force
June 23, 2018
Just days after WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced a new “Space Force” as the sixth…
thigh slap wrestling
June 22, 2018
For years, fans of professional sports-entertaining have been puzzled as to why many combatants often slap their thighs at the…