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Pay-per-view review
July 11, 2012
A new survey released today indicates that approximately 62 per cent of professional wrestling fans mistakenly believe monthly events are…
WWE USB
July 10, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment announced this morning that the heavy, cumbersome Money in the Bank briefcase will be phased out in…
Charlie Sheen WWE
July 9, 2012
Controversial Hollywood bad boy Charlie Sheen will be the special “Social Media Ambassador” during the 1,000th episode of WWE Raw,…
Brodus Clay dance
July 9, 2012
Parent groups across North America have expressed deep concern about professional wrestler Brodus Clay, a man who pretends to be…
TNA Destination X
July 8, 2012
Hoping to inject new life and excitement into the Ultimate-X match, TNA Wrestling announced today it will criss-cross several more…
wrestling promoter
July 7, 2012
Reggie “Renegade” Reynolds, an Idaho-based independent wrestling promoter, refers to Boise and the surrounding suburbs as his “territory” — apparently…
Bullying WWE
July 6, 2012
In an effort to recruit more children into the “B.A. Star” anti-bullying campaign, World Wrestling Entertainment has resorted to name-calling,…
July 6, 2012
Hoping to capitalize on the success of CM Punk’s “I Dig Crazy Chicks” t-shirt, demented WWE superstar Kane has designed…
Terry Funk barbwire
July 5, 2012
Though officially retired from the ring, hardcore wrestling legend Terry Funk inadvertently participated in a barbed-wire deathmatch yesterday when he…
Wrestling God Particle
July 4, 2012
Physicists working at the Large Hadron Collider at the Swiss-French border announced Wednesday that they had discovered the long-sought “Wrestling…
Cena Wife
July 3, 2012
In an unprecedented turn of events, the marriage of a professional wrestler has ended in divorce, sparking widespread shock and…
Jeff Hardy face pain
July 2, 2012
Sources close to Jeff Hardy report that the popular wrestler is back in rehab, this time to overcome his dangerous…
Diamond Dallas Yoga
June 30, 2012
The yoga system developed and relentlessly promoted by former wrestler Diamond Dallas Page reportedly relieves the stress and tension caused…
Steiner Twitter
June 29, 2012
Professional wrestler Ryback  has achieved the dubious distinction that his in-ring work pales in comparison to his unpredictable, frequently nonsensical…
Chyna backdoor
June 29, 2012
In a press release issued yesterday, World Wrestling Entertainment wished former female superstar Chyna “all the worst in her future…
Punjabi prison WWE
June 28, 2012
A man recently released from a detention center in northwestern India reported that his seven-year incarceration in the Punjabi prison…
PWI 500
June 27, 2012
Independent wrestler “Dirty” Drake Dillon was crestfallen yesterday when he learned that he missed a spot on the PWI 500…
Jericho 1005
June 26, 2012
WWE superstar Chris Jericho, the self-professed “Man of 1,004 Holds,” surprised even himself today when he managed to learn a…
Raw three hours
June 25, 2012
With the long-running wrestling program Monday Night Raw being extended to a three-hour duration, WWE is promising its fans a…
Jericho Brazil
June 25, 2012
Having enjoyed his recent suspension from professional wrestling — his punishment for stomping on the flag of Brazil — Chris…
Benoit anniversary
June 24, 2012
On this day in WWE history, June 24, nothing whatsoever occurred, so let’s stop asking questions and just move on,…
Daniel Bryan
June 23, 2012
Medical experts are worried that professional wrestler Daniel Bryan may be taking his clean-living philosophy too far following Bryan’s announcement…
First Man Standing
June 22, 2012
A poorly conceived “First Man Standing” ended almost immediately after it began Saturday, leaving wrestling fans confused and unsatisfied. The…
Lance storm shoot
June 21, 2012
A newly released shoot interview with retired wrestler Lance Storm is somehow even duller than his deadpan in-ring promos. On…