Fans of professional wrestling worldwide are mentally preparing themselves to witness, any day now, the horrific sight of elderly female wrestler Mae Young twerking.
It is a foregone conclusion that WWE Chairman Vince McMahon will soon insist that 90-year-old Young twerk on live television or pay-per-view.
McMahon has reportedly been obsessed with the idea for the past week, having keenly watched footage of former teen star Miley Cyrus twerking at the MTV Video Music Awards.
Twerking, a highly sexualized dance move in which the performer repeatedly thrusts her buttocks in a vertical motion, has become a buzzword since Cyrus’ notorious performance, and McMahon is intent on milking the pop-culture trend.
Mae Young, who has proven her willingness to do anything for a paycheque (including giving birth to a prosthetic hand) is reportedly enthusiastic about the prospect of twerking on TV, even though most fans are terrified by the very notion.
Young suffered a setback yesterday, however, after dislocating her hip during her very first twerk.