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The National Weather Service has announced that the dreaded Gorilla Monsoon over the Pacific has diminished in ferocity and thus…
An archeological dig at a newly unearthed cave near Jerusalem has yielded a long-sought discovery: a parchment scroll apparently containing…
Jimmy Uso confessed he was “as confused as everyone else” when a 12-year-old New Jersey boy with a terminal neurological…
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson expressed disappointment and shame yesterday after his much-touted strudel turned out…
Although she appreciates the sentiment behind the frequent phone calls she receives, Brodus Clay’s momma admitted yesterday she would prefer…
What was intended to be a nostalgic reunion of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) alumni was instead an utter flop after…
Professional wrestlers Brock Lesnar and Scott Steiner are embroiled in a heated rivalry over whose chest is adorned with a…
Though Rob Van Dam’s kicking prowess has often led wrestling commentators to remark about his “educated feet,” the wrestler was…
In a strange case of art-imitating-life-imitating-art, professional wrestler Jerry Lynn has been cast to portray actor Mickey Rourke in a…
Vince McMahon’s grown children, Shane and Stephanie, were embarrassed yesterday when a group of houseguests overheard the WWE chairman belting…
One of the most enduring mysteries in professional wrestling was solved this week when Paul Bearer revealed that his ubiquitous…
Professional wrestler Scott Steiner shocked his loyal Twitter followers last night when, by a sheer fluke of random chance, he…
Chronic overcrowding in American prisons has led lawmakers to adopt a new type of incarceration system modeled after WWE’s Elimination…
After many years of watching their sledgehammer get discovered under the ring and misused by Triple-H, the WWE ring crew…
The late Lou Thesz, widely considered one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, rolled in his grave during the…
Wrestling fans worldwide are united in concern for Irish superstar Sheamus, who tragically burst into flames this morning after being…
Carrying on a long tradition of charitable work by WWE wrestlers, Bray Wyatt has devoted much of his spare time…
According to a recent study by the American Publishing Association, practically every professional wrestler on earth has now published at…
Although he professes a lifelong pledge of abstinence from drugs and alcohol, wrestler CM Punk confessed yesterday that he is…
The cold-blooded backstage attack by Kane on “Cowboy” Bob Orton left the veteran wrestler with a broken arm that will…
In the ongoing and often-bitter war for television ratings on Thursday nights, TNA Wrestling has finally pulled ahead of a…
WWE wrestlers Yoshi Tatsu and Tyson Kidd squared off against one another last night in a showdown that was described…
Wrestling journalists who have struggled for decades to correctly spell Larry Zbyszko’s surname were relieved to discover recently that even…
Although nefarious professional wrestler Damien Blackstone often cheats to win, he patriotically clobbers opponents with only domestic-made illegal objects. “When…