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Radar monsoon
May 17, 2012
The National Weather Service has announced that the dreaded Gorilla Monsoon over the Pacific has diminished in ferocity and thus…
Austin 3:16
May 16, 2012
An archeological dig at a newly unearthed cave near Jerusalem has yielded a long-sought discovery: a parchment scroll apparently containing…
Usos
May 15, 2012
Jimmy Uso confessed he was “as confused as everyone else” when a 12-year-old New Jersey boy with a terminal neurological…
Rock
May 14, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson expressed disappointment and shame yesterday after his much-touted strudel turned out…
Brodus clay
May 13, 2012
Although she appreciates the sentiment behind the frequent phone calls she receives, Brodus Clay’s momma admitted yesterday she would prefer…
ECW
May 13, 2012
What was intended to be a nostalgic reunion of Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) alumni was instead an utter flop after…
chest tattoo
May 11, 2012
Professional wrestlers Brock Lesnar and Scott Steiner are embroiled in a heated rivalry over whose chest is adorned with a…
RVD
May 10, 2012
Though Rob Van Dam’s kicking prowess has often led wrestling commentators to remark about his “educated feet,” the wrestler was…
Jerry Lynn
May 10, 2012
In a strange case of art-imitating-life-imitating-art, professional wrestler Jerry Lynn has been cast to portray actor Mickey Rourke in a…
Vince McMahon
May 8, 2012
Vince McMahon’s grown children, Shane and Stephanie, were embarrassed yesterday when a group of houseguests overheard the WWE chairman belting…
paul bearer urn
May 7, 2012
One of the most enduring mysteries in professional wrestling was solved this week when Paul Bearer revealed that his ubiquitous…
Scott Steiner twitter
May 6, 2012
Professional wrestler Scott Steiner shocked his loyal Twitter followers last night when, by a sheer fluke of random chance, he…
Elimination chamber
May 5, 2012
Chronic overcrowding in American prisons has led lawmakers to adopt a new type of incarceration system modeled after WWE’s Elimination…
Triple H
May 4, 2012
After many years of watching their sledgehammer get discovered under the ring and misused by Triple-H, the WWE ring crew…
Lou Thesz
May 4, 2012
The late Lou Thesz, widely considered one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, rolled in his grave during the…
Sheamus WWE
May 2, 2012
Wrestling fans worldwide are united in concern for Irish superstar Sheamus, who tragically burst into flames this morning after being…
WWE-make-a-wish
April 30, 2012
Carrying on a long tradition of charitable work by WWE wrestlers, Bray Wyatt has devoted much of his spare time…
wrestling autobiographies
April 30, 2012
According to a recent study by the American Publishing Association, practically every professional wrestler on earth has now published at…
cm punk rant
April 29, 2012
Although he professes a lifelong pledge of abstinence from drugs and alcohol, wrestler CM Punk confessed yesterday that he is…
Orton cast
April 27, 2012
The cold-blooded backstage attack by Kane on “Cowboy” Bob Orton left the veteran wrestler with a broken arm that will…
TNA ratings
April 26, 2012
In the ongoing and often-bitter war for television ratings on Thursday nights, TNA Wrestling has finally pulled ahead of a…
Unstoppable force
April 26, 2012
WWE wrestlers Yoshi Tatsu and Tyson Kidd squared off against one another last night in a showdown that was described…
Larry Zbyszko
April 25, 2012
Wrestling journalists who have struggled for decades to correctly spell Larry Zbyszko’s surname were relieved to discover recently that even…
Foreign object
April 24, 2012
Although nefarious professional wrestler Damien Blackstone often cheats to win, he patriotically clobbers opponents with only domestic-made illegal objects. “When…