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Forget what you thought you knew about suplexes, cities, and bitches — professional wrestler Brock Lesnar’s recent TED Talk will make you re-think everything! Best…
Professional wrestling commentator Michael Cole, best known for his overuse of the term “vintage,” surprised friends today by employing the…
After weeks of mind games and anticipation, bizarre professional wrestler Stardust will finally come face-to-face with that handsome celebrity you had never…
Flamboyant dancer-turned-pro-wrestler Fandango is on the verge of getting a big “push” (wrestling lingo for elevation to marquee-level stardom), according…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that, despite having already expanded SummerSlam to four hours, the the event has now been…
Feeling ugly and depressed after being shattered by Seth Rollins’ knee, John Cena’s disfigured nose sought advice and solace today…
Primatologists at the University of Minnesota achieved a milestone this week by teaching sign language to a rare albino mountain…
The awkward unease was palpable in the aerobics studio of a local fitness club today when Brock Lesnar and the Undertaker —…
Professional wrestler John Cena is filing a malpractice lawsuit against his cosmetic surgeon after a procedure to repair his shattered…
Sales of Kleenex-brand facial tissues have quintupled over the past 24 hours as fans of professional wrestling, already emotionally beleaguered…
Dana White, the outspoken mogul behind Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), launched another Twitter firestorm today by insisting there is no…
The Twittersphere erupted yesterday when professional wrestling was dismissed as a “fake” sport by Dana White, the world’s foremost promoter of…
After a difficult few months, several-million fans of professional wrestling assembled in Connecticut this morning to console one another with…
Heaven is abuzz with excitement today after the surprise announcement that a pro wrestling pay-per-view will be held in the…
Respected dentist and former professional wrestler Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS has spoken out against Walter Palmer, the American dentist who…
The ever-escalating rivalry between Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker boiled over today after Lesnar vowed to conquer the Deadman’s legendary seven-year…
Legendary mixed-race professional wrestler “Rowdy” Roddy Piper is reportedly “half-offended” about the controversial racial slurs attributed to Hulk Hogan. “On…
The main event for World Wrestling Entertainment’s upcoming SummerSlam event has been called off after former enemies Brock Lesnar and…
The offensive comments allegedly made by legendary pro wrestler Hulk Hogan are “deeply hurtful to me and my community,” commented…
Sports entertainment impresario Vince McMahon has landed in hot water after recordings emerged that allegedly capture him making disparaging racial…
After a 12-year absence, patriotic muscleman Mr. America has made a surprise return to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), vowing to…
Sources close to legendary professional wrestler Hulk Hogan reveal that, as prophesied in the music of Rick Derringer decades ago,…
Today — December 7, 1941 — is a day that will live in infamy after the nation of Japan has…
In preparation for his much-anticipated rematch against The Undertaker at WWE’s SummerSlam pay-per-view, Brock Lesnar has enhanced his repertoire with…