After weeks of mind games and anticipation, bizarre professional wrestler Stardust will finally come face-to-face with that handsome celebrity you had never heard of prior to his involvement with WWE.
The celebrity — who is named Steven Arbell or Steffan Amdel or something — is scheduled to appear tonight on Monday Night Raw for some reason.
The feud, which has largely unfolded while you were getting another beer from the fridge, might result in a match at SummerSlam or a “reality show” on WWE Network or some shit, sources say.
The celebrity is presumably using the feud to promote a TV show or movie — is it Archer? The Hunger Games? — and Stardust is getting a bit of fleeting mainstream media attention as a result.
The feud is likely to fizzle out after another couple of weeks, as did the rivalry between Kevin Owens and that no-talent skinny rapper — you know, whatshisname, Pop Gun Kenny or something.