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Eleven-year-old Becky Sanderson of Cleveland was heartbroken today after losing the final round of the Scripps National Spelling Bee by…
Although he is portrayed as a narcissistic megalomaniac, professional wrestler Bobby Roode insists people have misunderstood his orchestral theme song,…
Formerly fearsome professional wrestler Brock Lesnar seems to be on a losing streak, having followed his shocking defeat by Goldberg…
Adding insult to injury after Brock Lesnar’s shockingly fast defeat at the hands of Goldberg at Survivor Series, World Wrestling Entertainment…
Professional wrestler Brock Lesnar, reeling after his shocking Surivor Series loss to Goldberg, has vowed revenge by demanding a match…
Steve McCormick, a wrestling fan and filthy dirty liar from Minneapolis, says he predicted that a returning Goldberg would easily…
A new reality program on the WWE Network, Holy Ole, chronicles the cantankerous, joyless existence of retired pro wrestler Ole…
So you think you’re a die-hard fan of professional wrestling? Let’s see about that. Here are some of the most bizarre…
Rumors are swirling that former professional wrestler and mixed martial arts legend CM Punk is planning a surprise return to…
Thousands of American citizens fleeing the dystopian nightmare their country will become under President Donald Trump have received an unwelcome…
An in-ring oratory (or “promo”) by WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day continues unabated more than seven hours after…
Rory Burman, who recently awakened from a decade-long vegetative following a backyard moonsault attempt, hoarsely whispered his surprise at the sight…
Amid swirling rumors that Linda McMahon is being considered to become Secretary of Commerce in President-elect Donald Trump’s cabinet, insider…
In his first interview since winning the American election, president-elect Donald Trump insisted he fulfill his promise to build a…
On the heels of a crushing defeat for the American presidency — despite amassing hundreds of thousands more votes than…
Donald J. Trump, president-elect of the United States, dropped another one of his trademark bombshells today, admitting that he portrayed masked…
A new report issued today by a political think-tank reveals that the results of the American election were drastically skewed…
Citizens of the United States of America have been slapped with a 30-day suspension after a national test of sanity revealed…
Following a shocking election in which a fluorescent-orange flim-flam man was voted to the world’s most powerful office, approximately 60…
The public head-shaving of Hillary Clinton — a stipulation set during the vitriolic American presidential campaign — is scheduled to…
World Wresting Entertainment (WWE) has officially won the so-called Tuesday Night Wars, since the American government today cancelled its presidential…
On the eve of a historic American presidential election, a new poll indicates that an estimated 64 percent of voters…
Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz this week with the news that Tuesday’s episode of WWE Smackdown LIVE will feature the…
With a historic election just days away, the Kayfabe News Political Affairs Bureau in Washington has created a handy guide…