Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has reportedly hired 14-year-old Dylan Grange — a pubescent dimwit — to be his personal comedy writer during the lead up to WWE’s Royal Rumble and WrestleMania events.
Johnson reportedly hired Grange shortly before his much-hyped appearance on last night’s edition of Monday Night Raw, and paid the boy an undisclosed sum to “write some comedy gold.”
Grange, drawing upon his vast experience of smoking pot and lighting farts with buddies in his parents’ basement, got straight to work, crafting “jokes” primarily about male genitalia.
Johnson was reportedly delighted with the material Grange provided, including a zinger about CM Punk’s “straight-edge scrotum” and something called “Cookiepuss.”
He was so fond of the “Cookiepuss” line, in fact, that he didn’t even need to write it on his wrist to remember it.
According to backstage sources, Johnson plans to collect more comedic material from high school bathroom stalls.