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Millions of fans of professional wrestling worldwide are jubilant tonight after popular superstar Daniel Bryan clarified that he is not…
Though he claims to be “well versed” in matters of politics, 34-year-old Mike Russell of Atlanta possesses a geopolitical understanding…
Thanks to the voyeuristic new series Ride Along, fans of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) can experience the bleak, nomadic existences…
WWE World Heavyweight Champion Triple H was hospitalized in Poughkeepsie last night due to “extreme exhaustion” attributed to his gruelling…
The United States of America was saved from near-catastrophe today after “Stone Cold” Steve Austin heroically hit Republican candidate Donald…
Professional wrestling advocate and early cellphone adopter Paul Heyman held an audience of 17,000 fans in rapt attention as he…
Professional wrestling tag team The Usos have fallen into disgrace after being stripped of their Grammy Award for reportedly lip-syncing…
In the interest of efficiency, part-time WWE Superstar Brock Lesnar simultaneously suplexed the company’s entire roster at a live event…
Blogger and self-proclaimed “wrestling pundit” Chad McCormick is beside himself with excitement about the upcoming WWE debut of Japanese sensation,…
Francesca 2, the trombone who got “called up” to the main WWE roster after the original Francesca got sidelined with…
WWE Divas Champion Charlotte scored yet another ill-gotten victory last night after her opponent, Paige, was sneak-attacked by Charlotte’s ever-present grandmother. The…
After a brief and controversial title reign, professional wrestler and corporate tyrant Hunter Hearst Helmsley has forfeited his WWE World…
WWE superstar Jey Uso is “a hugely underrated talent who deserves a main-event push,” insists discerning wrestling fan Terrence McClusker, who…
Dixie Kennedy Carter, the billionaire impresario behind sports-entertainment juggernaut Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, cackled today that her ingenious “invasion” of…
After weeks of anticipation, the much-ballyhooed World Wrestling Entertainment debut of AJ Styles turned out to be a flop when…
Up-and-coming professional wrestler Hunter Hearst Helmsley achieved a career milestone today when he finally scored a main-event victory to capture…
After years of PG-rated programming, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has returned to more risque storylines with a new necrophilia angle involving…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) always spices up its annual Royal Rumble match with a few surprise entrants, but this year…
Breaking from its tradition of broadcasting pay-per-view events live, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) pre-taped its annual Royal Rumble event to…
Sources within World Wrestling Entertainment confirmed today that AJ Styles will make his much-anticipated WWE debut at Sunday’s Royal Rumble,…
Although his win-loss record was less than stellar during his lifetime, late professional wrestler “Iron” Mike Sharpe is enjoying an…
Formidable professional wrestler and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar has finally explained why he decided to have an ornate dagger tattooed…
Brad Stansfield, a 42-year-old night manager at an Arby’s sandwich restaurant in Pasadena, failed to see the sad irony in…
No, that’s The Great Khali in a picture from 2012. Have you been to an optometrist lately? That doesn’t look…