World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) always spices up its annual Royal Rumble match with a few surprise entrants, but this year beleaguered fans are clinging to the hope that all 30 participants will be unbilled surprises.

Wrestling fans worldwide are jaded from 24-hour exposure to WWE programming via its network, and they unanimously hope to have their minds blown at two-minute intervals during tonight’s event.

According to a recent poll, here are the 30 surprise entrants fans most want to see in the Royal Rumble:

• Shelton Benjamin
• Ricochet
• John Morrison
• Adam Cole
• John Zandig
• Gregory Iron
• Colt Cabana
• Matt Classic
• Tracy Smothers
• Davey Boy Smith Jr.
• Kenny Omega
• Luke Gallows
• Cliff Compton
• Grado
• Santino
• Roderick Strong
• Rhett Titus
• Space Monkey
• Matt Jackson
• Chris Sabin
• Bobby Fish
• Shinsuke Nakamura
• Jay Lethal
• The Blue Meanie
• Kenny King
• Kyle O’Reilly
• Zack Gowen
• Matt Hardy
• Christopher Daniels
• Mordecai

According to reliable sources within WWE, however, the only surprise entrant will be Batista, and the winner of the match will be Kane.