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Diamond Dallas Yoga
June 30, 2012
The yoga system developed and relentlessly promoted by former wrestler Diamond Dallas Page reportedly relieves the stress and tension caused…
Steiner Twitter
June 29, 2012
Professional wrestler Ryback  has achieved the dubious distinction that his in-ring work pales in comparison to his unpredictable, frequently nonsensical…
Chyna backdoor
June 29, 2012
In a press release issued yesterday, World Wrestling Entertainment wished former female superstar Chyna “all the worst in her future…
Punjabi prison WWE
June 28, 2012
A man recently released from a detention center in northwestern India reported that his seven-year incarceration in the Punjabi prison…
PWI 500
June 27, 2012
Independent wrestler “Dirty” Drake Dillon was crestfallen yesterday when he learned that he missed a spot on the PWI 500…
Jericho 1005
June 26, 2012
WWE superstar Chris Jericho, the self-professed “Man of 1,004 Holds,” surprised even himself today when he managed to learn a…
Raw three hours
June 25, 2012
With the long-running wrestling program Monday Night Raw being extended to a three-hour duration, WWE is promising its fans a…
Jericho Brazil
June 25, 2012
Having enjoyed his recent suspension from professional wrestling — his punishment for stomping on the flag of Brazil — Chris…
Benoit anniversary
June 24, 2012
On this day in WWE history, June 24, nothing whatsoever occurred, so let’s stop asking questions and just move on,…
Daniel Bryan
June 23, 2012
Medical experts are worried that professional wrestler Daniel Bryan may be taking his clean-living philosophy too far following Bryan’s announcement…
First Man Standing
June 22, 2012
A poorly conceived “First Man Standing” ended almost immediately after it began Saturday, leaving wrestling fans confused and unsatisfied. The…
Lance storm shoot
June 21, 2012
A newly released shoot interview with retired wrestler Lance Storm is somehow even duller than his deadpan in-ring promos. On…
McMahon golf
June 20, 2012
Wrestling mogul Vince McMahon announced today that he is entering the realm of professional golf by launching an “extreme” league…
The Rock WWE
June 19, 2012
Professional wrestler and Hollywood star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson assured fans that he was finally back “home” in WWE to…
Vince McMahon twitter
June 18, 2012
World Wrestling Entertainment mogul Vince McMahon reportedly wept himself to sleep last night after reading every single negative comment on…
No Way Out review
June 17, 2012
Although it was billed as a “sports entertainment” extravaganza, the No Way Out pay-per-view event presented Sunday by World Wrestling…
No Way Out Bryan Punk
June 17, 2012
Longtime WWE superstar Kane confessed during a press conference this morning that he’s “just as confused as everyone else” about…
Lord Tensai geishas
June 17, 2012
A team of highly skilled geishas accompany their ruler, Lord Tensei, around the world to perform an ancient Japanese custom:…
Big Boss Man
June 16, 2012
The inmates at the Cobb County Correctional Facility have been running amok for nearly six years now, highlighting the desperate…
barbed wire deathmatch
June 15, 2012
Violent deathmatch wrestler “Razor” Blade Burns — known for brutal and gory matches involving broken glass, thumbtacks and other painful…
Ryberg
June 14, 2012
Perennial wrestling jobber Duane Gill announced today that he is coming out of retirement to spoof the undefeated powerhouse Ryback…
WWE sign
June 13, 2012
Despite being a fully grown man with a career and family, 33-year-old Dylan Murphy spent an entire day last weekend…
Vince McMahon raw
June 12, 2012
A prominent neurological surgeon announced yesterday that Vince McMahon’s trademark swagger — long presumed to be a sign of arrogance…
Michael Cole
June 11, 2012
Wrestling commentator Michael Cole achieved a broadcasting milestone this past Monday when he uttered, for the 1,000th time, the longest-running…