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Cena lady parts
March 19, 2012
The recent online chatter about John Cena’s lady parts is “deeply worrisome,” says Dr. Charles Weiss, chief of gynecology at…
Midget battle royal
March 19, 2012
The promoter of a 20-midget over-the-top-rope battle royal is realizing he has made a huge mistake because not a single…
Brodus Clay
March 16, 2012
After becoming marooned during a blizzard outside Winnipeg, a resourceful Hornswoggle prevented hypothermia by burrowing himself into the hollowed-out belly…
Gobbledy gooker WWE
March 16, 2012
The sudden appearance of a new Gobbledy Gooker egg sparked deep concern in the WWE locker room until a quick-thinking…
Natalya farting
March 15, 2012
Sources close to Natalya Neidhart say the Diva is secretly dreading the next gimmick WWE’s creative team has dreamed up…
Jericho Punk
March 14, 2012
After Chris Jericho’s shocking revelation Monday that CM Punk’s father is an alcoholic, Punk retaliated with the accusation that Jericho’s…
Knucklehead sequel
March 13, 2012
WWE superstar The Big Show confirmed yesterday that he has reached a deal to star in the two sequels of…
The Rock concert
March 13, 2012
As their weekly war of words continued on WWE Raw last night, The Rock demonstrated that his singing ability is…
March 12, 2012
Pediatric hospitals worldwide are reporting a rash of seizures among children, apparently sparked by the flashing lights on Chris Jericho’s…
March 12, 2012
Elliot Harrington was one of thousands of lucky children to receive a pair of sunglasses from Bret “Hitman” Hart in…