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Rob Van Dam
March 11, 2012
The cacophonous, discordant noise that blares during Rob Van Dam’s ring entrances in TNA has been named “The Worst Song…
March 10, 2012
Hoping to demonstrate that he is an “old-school wrestling fan,” 21-year-old Terry Reid is wearing a WWF t-shirt, unaware that…
Katie Vick
March 9, 2012
WWE superstar Kane is expected to soon stand trial for the wrongful death and “indecent defilement” of an alleged unrequited…
Parts Known
March 8, 2012
Drake Cypher, a villainous independent wrestler with a vaguely mysterious persona, hails from the marginally curious locale Parts Known. “It’s…
Ronnie Garvin stomp
March 7, 2012
In a rare transition from professional wrestling to Broadway theater, “Rugged” Ronnie Garvin has joined the cast of the popular…
March 6, 2012
A rarely seen submission hold called the Figure-Five Leglock has been deemed “too complicated” and “more trouble than it’s worth”…
Front yard wrestling
March 6, 2012
Parent groups across America are rallying to put a stop to the current front-yard wrestling craze, in which adolescent youth…
Sin Cara trampoline
March 5, 2012
Sources within WWE report that the small trampoline used by Mexican wrestler Sin Cara to make his spectacular over-the-top-rope ring…
Stephen Hawking WWE Universe
March 5, 2012
Though he has decoded some of the deepest mysteries of our cosmos, renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking confesses he is “completely…
Shawn Michaels God
March 4, 2012
The almighty creator of the universe, God, recently reminisced with fondness about tagging with Shawn Michaels to battle the McMahons…