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house of horrors
May 1, 2017
After the unanimous popularity of last night’s House of Horrors showdown between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, World Wrestling Entertainment…
Vince Russo zayn
April 30, 2017
WWE Hall of Famer and US “President” Donald Trump announced this morning that his preposterous plan to build a wall…
Christian wwe
April 28, 2017
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that a new event, dubbed Great Ball of Fire, has been its pay-per-view schedule,…
April 27, 2017
Which one of these Kayfabe News articles is not actually true?  Shane McMahon’s WrestleMania plunge revealed to be CGI  …
undertaker retired
April 26, 2017
Despite widespread speculation that his in-ring career came to an end after a heartbreaking defeat to Roman Reigns this month,…
dumpster match
April 25, 2017
Just one day after being viciously hurled into a Dumpster-brand sanitation bin, masked professional wrestler Kalisto is reportedly “settling in nicely”…
trump 100 days
April 24, 2017
In the crucial first 100 days of his presidency, Donald Trump has earned a record-low approval rating from the American…
dumpster strowman
April 23, 2017
The editorial staff at Kayfabe News were given a rare day off this week when World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) decided…
Austin foley bedpan
April 21, 2017
Recovering in hospital after an overdue hip-replacement surgery, legendary professional wrestler Mick Foley got an unexpected and ill-fated visit from a…
wwe cruiserweight ropes
April 20, 2017
Whereas fans of fast-paced, high-flying professional wrestling love WWE’s Cruiserweight Division, the “whole Cruiserweight thing is stupid,” according to a…