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big show strowman ring
April 18, 2017
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that all live events have been “indefinitely cancelled” after the company’s only ring collapsed…
Strowman ambulance
April 17, 2017
Still battered and scraped from the attack it suffered last week at the hands of hollering colossus Braun Strowman, a…
Trump putin
April 15, 2017
After US President Donald Trump demonstrated his willingness to use deadly force in places he can almost find on a…
mother of all bombs
April 14, 2017
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced at a press conference today that, contrary to media reports stating the US…
roman reigns s.h.i.t.
April 13, 2017
Currently recuperating after a vicious and implausible attack by Braun Strowman, professional wrestler Roman Reigns is expected to return to…
cena bella engagement
April 12, 2017
Newly engaged professional wrestlers John Cena and Nikki Bella were puzzled today when they opened their front door to find…
ambulance strowman
April 11, 2017
Wrestling fans worldwide are distraught over the heinous attack Monday by Braun Strowman, and are united in their outpouring of…
lesnar 205
April 10, 2017
Vince McMahon promised last week to “shake things up” in World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), and the evil genius kept his…
Reigns undertaker
April 9, 2017
Reigns won because he used his speed, stamina, strength and cunning to out-grapple his opponent in a sporting competition of hand-to-hand…
April 8, 2017
While entering his credit card number in an online store to buy a replica championship belt worth two months of…