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Multi-time former wrestling champ Vacant is locked in a contract dispute with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) over his demand that temporary titleholders…
Just days after his release from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), professional wrestler Wade Barrett has found gainful employment as the…
Just days after his own departure from World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), Wade Barrett rejoined the company today to become the…
Seeking to protect the wellbeing of its performers, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today it has eliminated the middle rope…
Wrestling fans worldwide were stunned by today’s bombshell announcement that WWE had released Damian Sandow, leaving fans desperately clinging to the hope…
Two of World Wrestling Entertainment’s most popular performers, Hornswoggle and El Torito, were released from their contracts today after random testing…
Dixie Carter, president of Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, promised a “huge announcement” this week, and she certainly delivered on…
Popular sports-entertainment personality Mitch the Plant has been “written off” WWE programming with an ostensible injury, but leaked documents reveal…
Citing “shock and horror” at the televised “murder” of Mitch the Potted Plant on Monday Night Raw, a group of…
As a courtesy to his opponent and WWE technical crew, professional wrestler Roman Reigns — like countless others before him…
Descending deeper into madness and senility, the elderly King Vincent of Stamfordia has bequeathed his kingdom among his two grown…
You might consider yourself a serious wrestling fan, but you’ve got nothing on self-described “superfan” Tyler Bullock of Cleveland, who plans…
Tonight’s grudge match between Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn at WWE Payback promises to be an epic clash, since the…
Booty-Os, the breakfast cereal popularized by WWE faction The New Day, has been pulled from store shelves after testing by…
Sports-entertainment mastermind Dixie Carter is said to be drunk with power as her Machiavellian scheme to “destroy the competition from…
Professional wrestling faction The Bullet Club is “a dangerous force infiltrating America,” according to an anti-gun lobby seeking to restrict the…
Shane McMahon, who has miraculously escaped serious injury during multiple previous falls from improbable heights, was hospitalized with a shattered pelvis this…
With his WWE debut alongside partner Karl Anderson just hours away, Luke Gallows has slipped into a vacant-eyed catatonic stupor…
Legendary professional wrestler Ric Flair has once again lived up to his monicker as the “dirtiest player in the game”…
With its bombastic personalities and vengeance-driven storylines, professional wrestling “teaches impressionable youth that bullying and violence are OK,” says a…
In what is being hailed as a stroke of poetic justice, perennial underdog Zack Ryder — who recently lost the…
Planet Earth sadly became a much less wondrous place today following the loss of its Ninth Wonder, 23 years after…
Media mogul Ted Turner announced today that he is “getting back into the rasslin’ business” with his purchase of Total…
A scathing report issued today by the American Federal Electoral Commission reveals that a mere 20 percent of presidential frontrunners have…