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Gun control lobbyists insist the Bullet Club (inset) poses a threat to a peaceful America.

Professional wrestling faction The Bullet Club is “a dangerous force infiltrating America,” according to an anti-gun lobby seeking to restrict the group from further expansion or travelling within the United States.

The lobby, Washington-based Americans for Restrictions on Sidearms Everywhere (ARSE), is urging members of Congress to disband and deport members of the the Bullet Club to Japan, from whence they originated.

“Finn Balor, AJ Styles, Karl “Machine Gun” Anderson and Festus glorify ammunition and, by extension, firearms,” reads a statement issued today by ARSE, mistakenly referring to Luke Gallows by his maiden name.

“Send them back to Japan, where gun violence is comparatively rampant.”

The lobbyists are also calling for the deportation of The Motor City Machine Guns, The Smoking Gunns, The Assassins (especially The Cuban Assassin), Machine Gun Kelly, and Bret “Hitman” Hart.