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Professional wrestler Enzo Amore comes across as a hyperkinetic and mischievous ruffian in the ring, but he insists he is…
The Demon Kane expressed befuddlement this morning after dozens of his World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) colleagues informed him that Seth…
Despite repeated claims by wrestling trio The New Day that breakfast cereal Booty-Os will “make you sure ain’t booty,” the…
Mixed martial artist Conor McGregor upped the ante in his ongoing trash-talk war against pro wrestling, calling John Cena an elderly,…
Just days after making his incendiary debut on Impact Wrestling, Aron Rex announced today that the majority of his matches…
Having already broken the Undertaker’s vaunted WrestleMania winning streak, professional wrestler and public intellectual Brock Lesnar vowed today to conquer…
Just days after an awkward and stilted interview with Dean Ambrose, legendary pro wrestler Steve Austin announced that the next…
Police in Rio de Janeiro have apprehended professional wrestlers Tajiri and The Great Muta under suspicion of tampering with the…
Pierre Dupuis, longtime executive chef of World Wrestling Entertainment’s catering department, resigned today after yet another one of his meticulously…
A war of words has erupted between UFC fighter Conor McGregor and the WWE roster, proving once again that musclebound,…
Barely a week after suggesting the U.S. presidential election will be “rigged,” republican candidate Donald Trump took his conspiracy theory to…
The recent return of Jinder Mahal to World Wrestling Entertainment sparked rumors of a 3MB reunion — rumors that are…
In what promises to be “the most realistic WWE simulation to date,” the forthcoming WWE 2k17 game will force players to…
As part of his ongoing series of clashes against woefully mismatched opponents, pro wrestler Braun Strowman will square off next…
Randy Orton surprised nobody except Brock Lesnar last night by attacking the Beast Incarnate with an RKO that came outta…
Claiming to have “unfinished business” with WWE World Champion Dean Ambrose, fearsome sports-entertainer Brock Lesnar returns to Raw tonight, seemingly…
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced this morning that, upon defeating Hillary Clinton in November, he will further humiliate her…
Professional wrestler Sid Vicious (a.k.a. Sid Justice, Sycho Sid, Sin Cara) said today that, after 15 years of physical and…
Despite his encyclopedic knowledge of pro wrestling and his impressive wardrobe of t-shirts from WWEShop.com, 27-year-old Todd Murphy says he…
Just when you thought this summer couldn’t get any hotter, pro wrestler Brock Lesnar has announced the five steamiest new novels…
As part of its ongoing visual refresh and brand split, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) has unveiled a new logo for…
So we were totally planning to write a blow-by-blow report on WWE Battleground, but we completely spaced on the date and…
Fans of professional wrestling are abuzz with anticipation for tonight’s WWE pay-per-view spectacular, Battleground, reverentially nicknamed “The Eleventh-Grandest Stage of Them…
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump is once again mired in a plagiarism controversy, as parts of his 2013 WWE Hall…