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You probably know CM Punk as a tough-as-nails cagefighter from the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), but did you know that…
After months of masterfully crafted suspense, Emmalina’s unveiling on WWE Raw was clearly an ingenious post-feminist critique of the populist patriarchal…
A study published today by the Harvard Sociological Review concludes that, amid geopolitical chaos and the rise of so-called alternative…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) reached another important milestone today, as its Human Resources department announced that its complement of commentary…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that its upcoming WrestleMania® per-per-view spectacular will feature a nearly-hour-long performance by universally beloved rock…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) hosts its annual Elimination Chamber pay-per-view this Sunday, so we farted out a meaningless clickbait “listicle”…
Wrestling fans around the world are buzzing with anticipation as the 50th instalment of the greatest spectacular in sports entertainment,…
The world is united in shock tonight after U.S. President Donald Trump peeled a latex mask off his face during…
World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) announced today that Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty — the high-flying tag team known collectively as The…
Despite weeks of hype and high expectations, the Super Bowl halftime performance by Lady Gaga was an amateurish, low-budget fizzle compared…
Believe it or not, there are still people out there who actually think American football is a real sport in…
A study published today by the Harvard Institute of Sports-Entertaintology reveals that the pint-sized firecrackers of WWE’s Cruiserweight Division may be…
After a humiliating loss to Goldberg at Survivor Series and an equally embarrassing elimination from the Royal Rumble at Goldberg’s…
Flamboyant politics-entertainer Donald Jimmy-Jam Trump got a huge “pop” when he made his squared-oval debut, but a series of embarrassing botches…
After clawing his way out of the “enhancement talent” doldrums and making a solid name for himself as a capable…
Fans of professional wrestling have been eagerly anticipating the much-hyped Royal Rumble pay-per-view, which airs on the WWE Network tonight…
Political scientists have reached the near-unanimous conclusion that a presidential bid by unhinged professional wrestler Bob Backlund may have actually…
Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling announced today its upcoming Regal Rumble event, which will see its entire roster — plus…
After weeks in an apparent vegetative state, Linda McMahon — the sports-entertainment matriarch appointed to lead the U.S. Small Business…
The Trump administration announced today that professional wrestler #Broken Matt Hardy has been tasked with the responsibility of deleting all…
British professional wrestler and extraordinary gentleman Jack Gallagher got himself into what he called “a right cock-up” today when he…
Despite empirical evidence to the contrary, US President Donald Trump told reporters today that the live audience at WrestleMania 23…
In the wake of President Donald Trump’s inauguration, hundreds of thousands of protesters are marching in Connecticut today, picketing and…
