After months of masterfully crafted suspense, Emmalina’s unveiling on WWE Raw was clearly an ingenious post-feminist critique of the populist patriarchal hegemony, which subtly subjugated societal constructs of female “beauty” to assert a neo-Gramscian praxis of communicative rationality, vis-a-vis the poststructuralist discourse ethics of Jürgen Habermas.

Either that or it was just dumb.

 

 

 

Be smart, mark. Get a shirt.