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Vickie Guerrero
February 21, 2012
An embarrassed Vickie Guerrero failed to smooth over a delicate situation yesterday by shrieking “excuse me” after an unexpected burst…
Don't try this at home
February 20, 2012
Shortly after purchasing his copy of WWE ‘13 for Playstation 3, local half-wit Craig Williamson threw down his controller in…
Abdullah the Butcher
February 19, 2012
Shuffling toward his bathroom in the dark for a late-night pee, Abdullah the Butcher stubbed his toe on a door…
Punjabi Prison
February 17, 2012
Confidential documents leaked from WWE headquarters in Stamford reveal that Jinder Mahal was hired primarily so the company would have…
Thurman Sparky Plugg
February 16, 2012
After a long and moderately successful WWE career, Bob Holly is returning to what he calls his “first true love,”…
Eric Young Gimmicks
February 15, 2012
TNA Wrestling mainstay “Showtime” Eric Young announced yesterday that he is nearly ready to unveil his 100th character gimmick. “It’s…
February 14, 2012
Sources close to Vince Russo report that the infamous wrestling matchmaker has somehow even managed to screw up the booking…
Tugboat Costa
February 14, 2012
Former WWE wrestler Tugboat arrived in Tuscany yesterday to lend his strength and seafaring experience to the recovery of the…
John Laurinaitis
February 13, 2012
After suffering for years with a raspy voice and constricted larynx, WWE executive John Laurinaitis finally cleared his throat Monday,…
Cena Rock
February 13, 2012
In the main event of this year’s WrestleMania, star of bad movies Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will square off against…