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Tenta Earthquake
February 11, 2012
Scientists are struggling to explain the continuation of seismic activity around the world nearly six years after the passing of…
February 10, 2012
10. Law and Order: Otunga                 9. Tanning with Sheamus      …
Five Knuckle Shuffle
February 9, 2012
Despite its devastating effect when delivered by John Cena in the wrestling ring, the Five Knuckle Shuffle proved “frigging useless”…
Hogan bass
February 8, 2012
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan sparked public concern about his mental health this week when he purported to be the current…
Wrestling sign
February 8, 2012
Despite spending several hours creating a large sign to hold aloft during Monday’s broadcast of WWE Raw, audience member Marshall…
Bella triplet
February 7, 2012
Motivated by jealousy of her pretty and famous sisters, Gladys Bella — the little-known Bella Triplet — has emerged from…
Shawn Michaels hunting
February 7, 2012
Wrestling legend and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels announced this week that he will star in a new hunting show on…
Triple-H
February 6, 2012
Hunter Hearst Helmsley achieved another milestone in his storied WWE career this week by uttering the words “this business” for…
Cena Rock
February 6, 2012
John Cena has announced what he calls a “surefire strategy” to guarantee a WrestleMania victory over The Rock: paper. “Paper…
Hillbilly Jim
February 4, 2012
Wrestling legend Hillbilly Jim was almost inconsolable yesterday after waking up alone. “Aww, dang,” said Jim as he rolled out…