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Shawn Michaels smile
August 20, 2013
Retired professional wrestler and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels finally found his lost smile yesterday, then promptly killed it with a…
Summerslam Orton Bryan
August 19, 2013
Overcome by a nagging conscience, Randy Orton has returned the WWE Championship to Daniel Bryan, admitting that he obtained the…
Summerslam 2013
August 18, 2013
In an unprecedented last-minute change of plans, World Wrestling Entertainment has cancelled tonight’s SummerSlam pay-per-view because the company didn’t want…
Fandango straight
August 18, 2013
Professional wrestler and ballroom dancer Fandango surprised fans worldwide today when he came out of the closet as straight. “I’m…
summerslam punk lesnar
August 18, 2013
Although he is physically outmatched by the mammoth Brock Lesnar, CM Punk plans to defeat his nemesis at tonight’s WWE…
Hulk Hogan Mr. America
August 17, 2013
A crackpot conspiracy theorist, known for outlandish claims about 9/11 and the JFK assassination, has made his most implausible claim…
gay wrestler
August 16, 2013
Hoping to maximize the positive publicity that followed Darren Young’s public announcement of homosexuality, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has ordered…
August 15, 2013
Darren Young, an attractive athlete who play-fights with with other half-naked men in the world’s gayest sport, shocked the world…
Scott Hall DDP
August 13, 2013
Former professional wrestler Diamond Dallas Page has enabled another radical transformation in one of his colleagues by curing Scott Hall…
divas nipple slip
August 12, 2013
Wrestling fans worldwide were infuriated Monday when the right nipple of WWE Diva Natalya stubbornly refused to slip out of…