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Retired professional wrestler and avid outdoorsman Shawn Michaels finally found his lost smile yesterday, then promptly killed it with a…
Overcome by a nagging conscience, Randy Orton has returned the WWE Championship to Daniel Bryan, admitting that he obtained the…
In an unprecedented last-minute change of plans, World Wrestling Entertainment has cancelled tonight’s SummerSlam pay-per-view because the company didn’t want…
Professional wrestler and ballroom dancer Fandango surprised fans worldwide today when he came out of the closet as straight. “I’m…
Although he is physically outmatched by the mammoth Brock Lesnar, CM Punk plans to defeat his nemesis at tonight’s WWE…
A crackpot conspiracy theorist, known for outlandish claims about 9/11 and the JFK assassination, has made his most implausible claim…
Hoping to maximize the positive publicity that followed Darren Young’s public announcement of homosexuality, WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has ordered…
Darren Young, an attractive athlete who play-fights with with other half-naked men in the world’s gayest sport, shocked the world…
Former professional wrestler Diamond Dallas Page has enabled another radical transformation in one of his colleagues by curing Scott Hall…
