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hulkamania runnin wild
August 12, 2013
In an attempt to recapture its former glory, Hulkamania attempted to run wild today, but abruptly tripped and only managed…
Hounds of justice
August 11, 2013
Having finally instilled justice in World Wrestling Entertainment, as per their stated mission, the members of The Shield quietly departed…
Wrestling fans
August 10, 2013
At a recent World Wrestling Entertainment event in Arkansas, it was discovered that 100 percent of the fans in attendance…
thuganomics
August 9, 2013
Professional wrestler John Cena has been stripped of his doctorate in Thuganomics after an investigation by the American Thuganomics Association…
David Arquette TNA
August 8, 2013
Former wrestling champion and Hollywood megastar Davie Arquette has been signed to TNA Wrestling, according to anonymous sources within the…
ginger injured
August 7, 2013
Professional wrestler and notorious ginger Sheamus is expected to miss four-to-six months of action after suffering a serious, gingery injury.…
nikki bella cena engaged
August 7, 2013
Popular professional wrestler John Cena was in the proverbial “doghouse” yesterday after forgetting which of the Bella Twins he is…
Card-subject-to-change
August 6, 2013
Promoters of an independent wrestling event hedged their bets by including a small disclaimer at the bottom of their poster…
MITB gulf of mexico
August 5, 2013
Just weeks after it was hurled into the Gulf of Mexico, the Money in the Bank briefcase has washed ashore…
Undertaker retirement
August 5, 2013
Legendary professional wrestler The Undertaker enjoyed another lazy day of semi-retirement today, loafing on his sofa, eating Hagen-Dazs straight out…