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Mike Adamle wwe return
October 23, 2013
In a terrifying alternate universe where all the earthly laws of nature and logic are subverted, Mike Adamle has returned…
sandow you're welcome
October 22, 2013
Despite his boastful claims of intellectual superiority, Damien Sandow committed a rudimentary spelling error when he wrote his own trademark…
Feed me more
October 21, 2013
Elliott Jenkins, a 67-year-old homeless man living in the dumpster behind a Tampa-area Walmart, was pleased to discover today that…
perfect plex curtis axel
October 21, 2013
Professional wrestler Curtis Axel paid a lackluster tribute to his late father, Curt “Mr. Perfect” Hennig, by delivering a half-baked…
TNA empty arena
October 21, 2013
On the heels of its Bound for Glory event, Total Non-Stop Action (TNA) Wrestling has announced that its next pay-per-view…
bound for glory tna
October 20, 2013
In a failed attempt to order tonight’s Global Impact Nonstop Force Impact Wrestling  pay-per-view, Bound for Glory, Robert Ward of…
David Wills
October 19, 2013
An emotional wrestling fan, confronted with the notion that Kayfabe News reports is satirical “unreal” stories, tearfully sobbed today that…
Bray Wyatt lamp
October 19, 2013
Now that Bray Wyatt is earning a decent salary in World Wrestling Entertainment, he has finally discarded his old oil…
cena wins we riot
October 18, 2013
The Miami Police Department has ordered all its riot police to be on duty October 27 — the night WWE…
dusty rhodes
October 17, 2013
According to police reports, the criminal wrestling faction Aces & Eights was last seen engaged in a fast-paced Harley race…